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1. petering
To have a conversation with sombody and then throw up half way through and then continue with the conversation.
Peter was petering whilst telling me a story about a man named jesus
2. Dry Hump
The rubbing of a male's erect penis on a female's clitoris to induce the female to climax while the male does not reach orgasm.
My friend's girlfriend wanted to technically retain her virginity, so he dry humped her last night.
3. high and dry
1) A state in which one is left when a partner causes him/her to become sexually excited, but does not allow the person to reach orgasm.

2) What one is when he/she smokes a significant amount of marijuana but does not drink alcoholic beverages.
1)
After Jenna stormed out of the apartment yelling and screaming, the sheepdog knew that Luke had been left high and dry again and he'd probably end up with a sore ass in the morning once again.

2)
Cop: "So...you were swerving all over the road. How much have you had to drink tonight?"
Pat: "Nothing, sir. It's just hard to hold the wheel while you're lighting your bowl. I don't drink. I'm high and dry."
Cop: "And you're about to be high and LOCKED THE FUCK UP! Let's go, buddy."
Brian: "Pat, you fucking idiot."
by Nick D Aug 13, 2004 add a video
4. Fizzlefuck
have sexual intercourse and not shoot your wad or reach a climax
Me and my date got so numb drunk last night, we bumped and grinded for hours and all we could do is fizzlefuck.
5. mangosteen
One of the most praised of tropical fruits, and certainly the most esteemed fruit in the family Guttiferae, the mangosteen, Garcinia mangostana L., is almost universally known or heard of by this name. There are numerous variations in nomenclature: among Spanish-speaking people, it is called mangostan; to the French, it is mangostanier, mangoustanier, mangouste or mangostier; in Portuguese, it is mangostao, mangosta or mangusta; in Dutch, it is manggis or manggistan; in Vietnamese, mang cut; in Malaya, it may be referred to in any of these languages or by the local terms, mesetor, semetah, or sementah; in the Philippines, it is mangis or mangostan. Throughout the Malay Archipelago, there are many different spellings of names similar to most of the above.

The mangosteen tree is very slow-growing, erect, with a pyramidal crown; attains 20 to 82 ft (6-25 m) in height, has dark-brown or nearly black, flaking bark, the inner bark containing much yellow, gummy, bitter latex. The evergreen, opposite, short-stalked leaves are ovate-oblong or elliptic, leathery and thick, dark-green, slightly glossy above, yellowish-green and dull beneath; 3 1/2 to 10 in (9-25 cm) long, 1 3/4 to 4 in (4.5-10 cm) wide, with conspicuous, pale midrib. New leaves are rosy. Flowers, 1 1/2 to 2 in (4-5 cm) wide and fleshy, may be male or hermaphrodite on the same tree. The former are in clusters of 3-9 at the branch tips; there are 4 sepals and 4 ovate, thick, fleshy petals, green with red spots on th...
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6. Aqua Net
Aqua Net® Professional Hair Spray
Unscented Extra Super Hold

All Day All Over Hold.

Extra Super Hold provides greater holding power for hairstyles that demand superior control. This formula gives you long-lasting support and volume so even fine or hard-to-hold hair can look beautiful all day.

All day hold for lasting control.
Gives your hair body and volume without being too stiff or sticky.
Crystal-clear formula won't flake or build up. Made in USA

Directions:
Shake can before use. Keep can upright 10-12 inches from hair and spray evenly. Replace cap after use.


Ingredients:
Water (aqua), Dimethyl Ether, SD Alcohol 40-B (alcohol denat), VA/Crotonates/Vinyl Neodecandate Copolymer, Octylacrylamide/Acrylates Butylaminoethyl Methacrylate Copolymer, Aminomethylpropanol, Sodium Benzoate, Cyclohexylamine, Cyclopentasiloxane, Sodium PCA, Masking Fragrance (parfum)


Warnings:
Flammable. Avoid heat, fire, flame and smoking while spraying and until hair is fully dry. Avoid spraying in eyes. Do not ingest.

Government Warning: Keep out of reach of children.

Contents under pressure. Do not puncture or incinerate. Do not store at temperatures above 120°F. Use only as directed. Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling contents can be harmful or fatal.
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by bill nads Apr 23, 2004 add a video
7. chilango
A chilango has lived in Mexico City enough time to learn third-world’s paramount and old-fashioned rule of categorizing people by their wallet’s weight, hence their desperate need to cover by all costs any display that might expose their lack of money and will desperately reach unexpected lengths that includes calling random people by derogative names just so they can appear ‘above’ in terms of class, humiliating co-workers, talking excessively loud and making up stories and intricate phrases in order to impress others. He can usually be found gossiping or spreading “facts” behind the backs of fellow co-workers as a chilango is entirely convinced everyone is on to get his position, if not belongings.

A chilango can often be heard giggling at phrases like ‘could you get some banana from the fridge?’, as their sense of humour is exclusively and proudly limited to anything that could denote sex, which can go from stupidly infantile to explicitely fun-breaking and obscene. Consequently, a chilango tends to laugh at his own jokes and last minutes at it so he can perhaps get the rest to enjoy it as much as he did. A chilango does not enjoy black, dry or too in-your-face sense of humour, especially not if it involves religious figures or god forbid, himself. A chilango will not tolerate to laugh at himself at ANY given moment.

In terms of fashion, a chilango is not your season-changing type. A female chilango will obstinately stick to mom jeans, hard-to-find 1995-inspire...
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