| 57. | Second tier player | ||
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Term used to describe any sportstar who is not in form or of top standard. These players have a weak following of numptys who no nothing of the certain sport and everything about erectile disfunctions. For example the man who says "No! Keiran Richardson is not a second tier player" is a) a knob jockey and b) has erectile disfunction. Here is a list of second tier players; Jermaine Jenas (football/soccer), Stuart Abbott (Rugby Union), Darren Clarke (golf), Pedro de la Rosa (F1) and many more
Dwayne: "You know Dave, that charlton F.C. squad is just a load of Second tier players!" Dave: "Yea, rarely have i seen a more Second tier team! It now only needs an average second tier player; Phil Neville" |
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| 58. | not for nothing | ||
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Phrase meaning "what I'm about to say is important." That is "I'm not saying this for my health"....
Generally said as "Not f'nuthin', but...." NYC/East Coast slang of the caucasian working class (particularly Italians)... "Not for nothing, but your mom has the best rack I've seen in years...."
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| 59. | Football | ||
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The reason why American Football is called American Football is because it is mainly played in AMERICA. "Oh yeha, I'ma brit and american football is so ghey" Well guess what, YOUR COUNTRY DOSN'T EVEN PLAY IT, SO HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU JUDGE IT!? How many Americans do you see going to the cricket page and talking about how much they hate it? Hardly any, because we really don't watch or play cricket in america. How many americans go on the Rugby page and talk about how much they hate that? Again, hardly any although all those Ignorant europeans just seem to love to talk about how Football isn't as "hard" as Rugby. You know what? I've never seen a Rugby game, played it, or hardly know much about it, so I'm not going to spout of about how much I hate it like all the other ignorant europeans. You guys seriesly need to just 1.) Fuck off and start obsessing over you soccer, rugby, cricket shit rather than going on to Urban Dictionary so you can talk about how much you hate a sport your country does not even play or 2.) Actually watch/play/learn the damn game before you fucking judge! Ignorant Person: American Football is full of fat people
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American: Not True. Football players have been know to be able to lift over 300 lb. repeatidly, all that is muscle Ignorant Person: Football contains no strategy American: Not True, Football is the most strategic game on earth which is the reason dumbass Jocks never make it to the NFL Ignorant Person: Soccer is the best sport because it's the most popular American: Not true, Soccer is the most popular sport because any third-world country can play it becuase it only requires a ball and a net Ignorant Person: Football is for pussys, Rugby Rules American: Not True, although I have not seen a rugby game before, I know for a fact that football is harder becuase 1. Football is the most strategic game ever 2. The Injury Rate is higher in football than in Rugby and 3. The Most Common injury in football is concussions, while the most commen injury in Rugby are scratches... Ignorant Person: Football is a gay name for a game that you catch balls with you hands American: Not True, early football (Which was a LOT like rugby) Players only ran with their feet. In an attempt to make the game more exciting, they incorperated passing the ball. While I do admit that calling it football is stupid nowadays, what else would you call it, throwball? Runball? Crossbarball? Hitball? All those names suck. Ignorant Person: Football is basterdized rugby American: Not True, The games are VERY different from what ... |
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| 60. | geekmosis | ||
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The indirect exposure of people (geeky or otherwise) to areas of geek culture that they have not come across themselves, i.e. through contact with geeks. While the cultural memes transmitted are sometimes distorted, they are still recognisable. Geekmosis results in scenarios such as:
A liberal arts student, who has never played Starcraft but does associate with gamers, exclaiming "Kekekekeke!" Someone who has not seen any movies from the Highlander series making jokes about how "there can be only one". |
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| 61. | soccer | ||
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A sport, which, unlike american football or baseball, cannot be interrupted for commercials every 10 minutes and because of that is not seen much (if at all) on American television. American Football guy: man I can't wait for the superbowl commericals!
Me: sports are not about commercials dumbass, go watch soccer |
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| 62. | Long Island | ||
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I was born and raised on Long Island...I love it, but it's just a shame that the cost is rising so damn high...the gangs are becoming more noticeable..and if you aren't wealthy or on welfare..you might as well start thinking about moving ...I would also like to add, that I noticed many people claiming that Bay Shore is like a "ghetto"..with drugs on every corner, $10 blows ..etc...I have lived in Bay Shore for 39 years..and you are way off...Yes, it does have the bad sections of town, but it also has it's extremely wealthy areas as well.. I don't see these so-called $10 blow jobs on the corners..maybe at a train station once in a blue moon years back but those people are not seen around anymore...Maybe some of you who have stated about the "blow job queens" and drug users on every corner don't notice the ones you have because they are better hidden underneath fancier clothes? I may not choose certain towns for myself to live but I certainly don't call them "ghettos" or slums.... Some towns in Long Island may not be to another's liking but don't label them as trashy
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| 63. | go illegal | ||
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Act of downloading something (usually movie or album) because you feel left out having not seen (or heard) it and can't be buggered to go pay for it... Joey: Dude you seen Pick of Destiny?
You: NO dude you were supposed to tell me when everyone was seeing that Joey: *sings song from movie* You: if you don't stop i'm gonna go illegal Joey: tch....fine |
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