| 1. | semi-productive procrastination | ||
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(noun) When you're doing work that's not the work you should be doing, but instead of just procrastinating you're being semi-productive and doing something that's not really important but still relates to your task. also: (verb) to semi-productively procrastinate Similar to pro-crastination, but not nearly as productive. Different in that semi-productive procrastination is still about what you should be doing, and can actually lead to what you should be doing. Similar to productive procrastination, but different in that when you semi-productively procrastinate, what you're doing still relates a little to what you SHOULD be doing but just isn't it. kid 1: "Hey are you working on that soc. paper due tomorrow?"
kid 2: "Kinda. I've spent the last hour making an outline for what we're supposed to be writing about." kid 1: "He didn't ask for an outline." kid 2: "Yeah I know. I'm semi-productively procrastinating." parent: "Stop procrastinating on your book report!" kid: "It's not procrastination -- I'm just reading the book first and then answering the questions." parent: "Instead of answering as you read?" kid: "It's SEMI-PRODUCTIVE procrastination." |
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| 2. | semi-productive procrastination | ||
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(noun) what you do when you don't feel like working but aren't procrastinating either. instead, you're being semi-productive regarding what you should be doing. instead of doing your work, you're doing something related to it but completely unnecessary. also: (verb) to semi-productively procrastinate. also: (adj.) a semi-productive procrastinator. DIFFERENT than productive procrastination because you're NOT being fully productive with random things other than your work, nor are you being fully productive with your actual job. rather, you ARE being somewhat kinda productive towards what you should be doing (but aren't). similar to quasimultislacking but not exactly. friend: "i'm working on that current events assignment for tomorrow, how 'bout u?"
semi-productive procrastinator: "yeah me too! i've spent the past 20 minutes trying out different fonts." friend: "that semi-productive procrastination will be the thing that brings your GPA down." |
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| 3. | Counter-productive | ||
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1)When you are doing something productive or being productive near a counter or a counter-like surface. Objects can also be counter productive, as in shelves or knife-holders. 2)When you are productive near something that has counting abilities or data-collecting abilities. Contrary to popular belief, this does not have a negative connotation. That organizer Ned bought from the store was very counter-productive!
Mary, you are so counter-productive in the kitchen with your excellent cooking! The scientists are very counter-productive with that machine that records data by counting each trial! |
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| 4. | Rap | ||
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Rap is a type of music that was created in Urban America and has since spread to the suburbs. Therefore it's audience takes in probably more whites than blacks however since most rap artists are blacks, they unfortunately give white people a very negative impression of their way of life since that is all white people see of them.
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Rap is a very destructive phenomenon first of all because it undermines values that are necessary for a safe and productive community. Its message preaches that it is okay to kill people, it is okay to use drugs, abuse women and to be irresponsible when having sex. A lot of people that like rap try to defend their music by saying "well it's just music and they're just words. It can't possibly have any influence". If you tried to tell such a thing to Mozart, Stevie Wonder or Miles Davis, they would throw a fit. Of course music can change your mood and anyone who doesn't agree is just doing so because they are dependent on the rap industry for one reason or another. I know all the 50 cents will call me a white piece of shit for saying this but America especially in the black community desperately needs to adopt family values or people will continue to kill people over peanuts. Another thing rap destroys is the black community. The music was created to vent anger created by years of being oppressed but it isn't getting the black community anywhere. Nobody is sticking it to the whiteman when a black kid is killed in a drive by shooting and the o... |
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| 5. | japanese | ||
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Pedro: Those Japanese are intelligent. The Japanese don't give people trouble. They don't have time for crime. If a Japanese person looks at the merchandise or money while others don't look, they still don't steal, otherwise, they bring shame to their families. You can even walk the streets in the wee hours of the night in Japan and leave your door open. These Japanese people are intelligent. They go to school six days a week (not Sunday). They have 4 hours of homework each day. My friend is Japanese.
Andy: Really, those Japanese people know how to live their lives. No wonder the Japanese stay out of trouble. Pedro: My Japanese friends often complains about why those American morons bombed Japan twice, when there was another way to end WWII. |
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| 6. | fucked-up-time | ||
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A break period between two events where there's too much time to sit around and do nothing and too little time to do something productive. These time periods can range from a half hour to two hours. For my Friday classes, I have Design 102 lecture from 10-10:50 and then English at eleven. Today, in Design 102 lecture we got out at 10:30, so I did not know what to do for about 25 minutes. I figured it be too long to sit and do nothing and not enough time to do something else. It was a fucked-up-time.
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| 7. | Brodiqua | ||
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Often a nickname for 14 year old males, people nicknamed Brodiqua often have unfortunate bad luck, the inability to do anything productive, and a devil cat. Brodiqua is also a common nickname for anyone with the real name of Brody Hey brody.... holy crap your cat just ran away... oh wait... now shes throwing up... well, you could do something productive and pick it up... oh... you're not going to... that works. i think i'll call you brodiqua from now on...
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