|36.||Pulled a Gillard|
To back stab a loyal friend/college for self gain and personal reasons only and not being remorseful. Can be used to describe being inconsiderate also.
This has come about after the change of power in Australia's governmental leadership from Kevin Rudd to Julia Gillard.
Person 1: Did you get Dale fired from work and take his place?
Person 2: Of course I did. I needed the extra money!
Person 1: Didn't Dale give you the job in the first place?
Person 2: Your point being?
Person 1: You've "Pulled a Gillard"
|37.||I'm not his secratary|
An aggrivated way to speak when frusterated at the circumstances.
Tricky Dick: I'm not his secratary, get his # your self!
Crazy Canderous: Looks like your full of the shit you talk hommie! It looks to me like your doing all his typing. Isn't that a secratary?
Tricky Dick: Fuck you!
C C: Never! Now bend over and let me kick your ass insted for goating me and using my name to post BS defs to piss people off because your so stuck on yourself. Doesn't that mean you are still in loathing faze?
T D: "Your A hooker! A Shame, a whore, a dime, a bitch, a .........."
C C: Is that all you've got. Name calling? Really? I mean if your too scared to adress me in public, what does that say about your stature? Not mutch if you ask me. Closet Case!
T D: They'll follow me! I'm not his secratary
C C: Have it! Let them worship your grownd ass pirate! Pet your wallyrous with you D club and congratulate each other all night long on becoming masters of the universe. But ask your self this. What's he "one" thing thats worth stealing and is truly what causes no trouble at all?
T D: What The...
C C: Second Base Hommie. The one thing people can steal and not get/cause trouble for/in stealing!
All I ever wanted you to know is that I cared for you enought to give you what you needed. Your choices. That woman over their that shows you true love every day. Works hard for you. That is what love is. Not who stole the heart. Who owns the heart, but who is always thier in your heart! Be free and know what love is-everywhere you look!
T D: Your pathologicaly crazy!
C C: That's what they tell sane people to make them pay for harmful meds and play follow the leader. I will always be some one you can trust to do the right thing for a friend. Even if that means putting myself on the line as the butt end of a harsh joke. I kept my promise. I'm right here if you want your friend back.
|38.||Drug dealer moment|
When your doctor prescribes you a controlled substance (like adderall, vicodin/lortab, Xanax, etc.) and you have the thought "I wonder how much this would sell for".... Usually from the fact that the medicine is not needed or completely outrageous in terms of it actually being needed.
Dr. Doctor: I'm writing you a precripition for 160MG of OxyContin with no Tylenol, 220 quantity since your in so much pain from your hang nail...I can also write you a prescription for 900mg of diamorphine if needed...
Person: thanks..... *thinks*: ZOMG SICK ILL MAKE 2grand OFF THIS SHIT WHEN I SELL IT TO THE RICH DRUGGIES AT MY SCHOOL!!!! DRUG DEALER MOMENT FTW!!!
|39.||Canadian Nose Goes|
The same as regular nose goes except whoever is last gets punched by the nearest person. Reason is not needed for Canadian Nose goes and there is no task for someone to do.
Jeff called nose goes and paul was last. Jeff was closest to paul and beat the shit out of him. Paul was surprised because he did not know that it was Canadian Nose Goes.
This phrase, first used in Panama City, FL in the year 2010, describes a female of the humanoid class that does not participate in drama and/or slutty activities (i.e., sleeping with best friend's boyfriend, talking behind friend's backs, trying to "steal" a boy from another girl, etc.) and still is liked by a large percent of the population. Catty weapons are not needed as this creature has no natural predators. In the event that someone is stupid enough to provoke an alpha-bitch, usually fists or the could shoulder will be used, depending on the severity of the situation. The name covers an informal group, unlike a gang or clique, but simply a group of similar people who do not even necessarily know each other, but share similar characteristics-- like in a species. Considering that this is a small minority group, it does appear as though these people have a higher evolutionary development. Some characteristics of these girls may or may not be present:more...
*Dyeing of hair to a different color at home
*Cutting one's own hair
*Using words such as(but not limited to) "bomb", "killer" and "beast", but not in their original definitions.
*Eating Chinese food on a regular basis.
a dirty lying bitch. a person of the female gender who is immature and generally goes out of their way to be passive aggressive and start unnecessary drama where it is not needed or welcome.
guy 1:Hey brah did you hear about jessica?
guy 2:Yeah dude, kirsten told me she fucked 10 guys
guy 1:What a nittywaggom, thats not true, she fell in the shower.
guy 2:Oh well shiiiit, that lying bitch.
A kick-ass person that you can always trust. It might take some time for you to get to know him, but once you become friends, you'll never regret it. And if you miss out on that opportunity, you should get shot in the foot for being a total dumb ass for ruining a chance to know such an awesome guy. A bit of a dork sometimes, but in a good way that'll make you smile, especially when you've been feeling down or have had a bad day. You always know that he'll listen when you need someone and even if he doesn't like to admit it, he cares enough to kick your ass when you need some good, old fashioned tough love (or have just been being emo). Of course, that doesn't mean he can't be a softy sometimes, too. His loyalty is unquestionable and he has great morals that makes most guys look like douchebags (not that that's hard, really xD). Absolutely hilarious and has a great smile whether he believes it or not and can literally make you choke on your drink trying not to laugh. He's just an awesome guy, a bad ass friend, and someone you'd never forget once you've known him. Honestly, he's cool enough for you to want to be an older brother and even in the worst of moods he's way cooler than almost anyone else on this planet.more...
And if you don't believe it, you can suck it because the