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Northern scum, very large fanbase, half of the fans however, are not even FROM manchester, making them a bunch of cocksucking, jump on the bandwagon, sheep. Fans ignore the team they are from, they ignore the fact that they are at the bottom of the premiership, or even in league 1, they have no loyalty, no pride, no nothing, they would rather be yet another fuckin sheep supporting man u despite the fact that they've never even been to manchester. Man uinted suck cock, and all of their sheep fans should be fuckin murdered Sheep from south london or w/e- Wow, Man u are the best, I'm not even from manchester, I should really support a south london team, but they arent at the top of the premiership now are they?
Me- punches the faggot in the face, then kills all man u's fans |
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| 37. | fupa-knot | ||
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derived from the term fupa (fat upper pubic or pussy area)
A fupa-knot is a fupa so large you must enter the anus or (KNOT) from a rear entry position in order to acheive sexual satisfaction. Also describes a person who will not have intercorse with a large fupa, IE fupa not. The girl had to take it in the anus because of her large fupa-knot.
Guy 1. Would you have sex with her? Guy 2. Not with that huge fupa-knot. |
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| 38. | Large Hadron Collider | ||
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A device that when used has the potential to create miniature black holes. Physicist have assured us that this is of no concern, though, for two reasons. One is that these black holes are supposed to evoporate due to Hawking Radiation, which is an unobserved theory. And the other is that if the LHC is capable of producing black holes, cosmic rays should produce miniature black holes frequently when they collide with the atmosphere, which totally ignores the fact that these natural miniature black holes would have velocities much greater than the Earth's escape velocity. So there is a distinct possibility that when this collider fires up in 2007, the Earth could be doomed to be slowly accreted by miniature black holes at the center of the earth. However, you can rest assured that the physicists that are willing to gamble with the functional existence of Earth on the basis that this scenario will not happen do not seem to care. Firing up the Large Hadron Collider without observational evidence of Hawking Radiation is like not putting enough life boats on the Titanic.
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| 39. | vellis | ||
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Australian slang used to exaggerate size and imply a negative conotation. Usually considered a derogatory term and is most often used in relation to someone who is morbidly obese.
To be grammatically correct the term may either be: placed immediately before a size related adjective e.g. That port-a-loo is vellis big; or used as an adjective e.g. He's so fat, he's vellis. Terms is possibly derived from large beast described in ancient Greek mythology. That guy is so vellis fat he's not going to fit through the door.
His Subway diet is two feet of meatball sub and he wonders why he's vellis massive. |
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| 40. | Toby | ||
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A common pet name for any abnormally large and attractive mole usually on the facial area. Dumb 1: Wow is Toby not the hottest piece of ass you've ever seen?
Dumb 2: Totally! |
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| 41. | macrovagina | ||
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A vagina of extraordinarily wide caliber (diameter), usually demonstrating a canal depth that is just as impressive in magnitude (>7 inches). The labia minora and labia majora are usually spaced far apart, and the vaginal orifice, as seen externally while looking at the vulva, appears to be a round hole. During intercourse, a macrovagina can give the false impression that a penis is very small. Macrovagina is often demonstrated by putting large objects inside, such as fists, cans, or Louisville sluggers. My penis is not small; she just said she didn't feel it inside because she has a macrovagina.
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| 42. | shistabobber | ||
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an extremely large piece of shit that instead of sinking stays at the top and floats right after it is released from the anus area. Jim: "Dude, come, come look at this"
Edd: "Holy Fuck man that thing is huge" Jim: "Yea that's not really the pont though look at it, its fucking floating man" Edd: "Holy shit dude, thats a fucking shistabobber" |
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