The God of stopping what you're doing, listening, knowing where the door is, hitting yourself on the way out, getting lateslips when you want to go to the washroom, saying the answer is "no." and kay'ing.
Boy: "Excuse me, Mr. Schiller?
Mr. Schiller: "Just stop what you're doing, and listen."
Boy: "I'm not doing anythin-"
Mr. Schiller: "There's the door, don't hit yourself on the way out..."
Boy: "But I didn't do anythin-"
Mr. Schiller: "Get a late slip.."
Boy: "Erm... wha-?"
Mr. Schiller: "I wouldn't say the answer is no, but no."
Boy: "This is ridiculous."
Mr. Schiller: "Kay."
|2.||Pull a Palin|
To avoid answering questions directly because you don't know the answer, or you don't want the person to talking to knowing the real answer, and talking about another subject you do know something about, or something to flatter or distract the other person, instead. Also resorting to speaking in talking points, folksy colloquialisms, or buzz words to avoid answering questions while trying to look like you know what you're talking about and to keep from having to give an honest or valid answer.
"I didn't do any research for my oral report on raising chickens so I pulled a Palin and started talking about how to make fried chicken."
"I knew that car salesman was full of crap when he pulled a Palin on every question I asked about the car. The last straw was when I asked him about gas mileage and he just said, 'Little lady, I can tell you all day about how few times you'll need to take this pony to the trough but we ought to close the barn door on it before some eagle eye rustles it up from ya. Why don't we just talk about it in the office while I get the papers ready' I ran as fast as I could.
"When I asked my boyfriend about the rumor he was doing gay porn, he pulled a Palin and mumbled something about my friends trying to pull a smear campaign."
"If he asks you what you were doing afternoon, pull a Palin and talk about your new car and how cute his kids are."
A slang term used on the internet to mean "just fucking don't know"
hey man, you going to the party 2nite?
dude, im in so much trouble, i jfdk
When someone is trying to sound deep or intelligent by posting ridiculously over dramatic philosophies or political views on facebook. They're likely not as smart as they try to put on, or even understand what they just said. Takes the words facebook and Socrates and combines them, which conveniently forms the sound "fake" when spoken. Can also be used to describe someone doing such things outside of facebook or someone sharing political views they likely heard on t.v. or from their parents, seconds before posting/sharing. A common trait among facrotes, is not knowing what you're talking about, or using someone else's words or opinions as your own, without actually researching the subject.
Girl 1 Post: "What is a person when all that remains of the untranscended individual is an empty vessel through which bullshit is chanel3d? Are they human? No, but wound3d and alone." Me
Girl 2 reply: Give me a fucking break with this crap. Stop being such a facrotes and start making sense. Just because nobody understands you, doesn't mean you're an undiscovered genious.
Guy 1: Obama is so stupid because he doesn't understand how to be president with the money and war and stuff and he wants to eat all of our children. Look it up, it's true.
Guy 2: You're being a real fucking facrotes right now. Did you get that from your ignorant parents or from watching Fox News?
Guy 1: Fuck you, you communist. That's my own opinion and it's the truth.
Guy 2: Whatever you say Facrotes.
The people of the FOBR boards. A community/family in itself, they frown upon bad grammar and the use of 'r', 'u', etc. You need to be able to type and speak like a normal human being before you have a chance to belong there. Have had many dramatic episodes, such as the night when boardies were willing to literally kill themselves for each other. Laugh at the p33n, is full of many many different Teams and/or Camps, and know better than to spam other messageboards. Most boardies are proud to be boardies, and some have been there for nearly 2 years (but remember, the boards have not been around for 2 years). From first glance, they seem completely full of bad energy. You just have to hang around them for a while so you can get used to them, and know what ticks them off and don't. Strongly discourage new people coming, love the old ways even if they don't have them much anymore. They thrive on boardie secrets, stalk lists, ranking threads, whore yourself threads, and 'ask me questions' threads. Are notorious amongst other boards, usually. Have haters upon haters, and usually don't care. Love to be mentioned, but not if n00bz are involved. The majority of boardies have Pete W.'s sn, and put it to good use with stalking it. Have their own language. Are pretty vicious sometimes. They strongly dislike st00pid n00bs, but you're welcome if you have lurked and understand the ways. You have to come in knowing what you're doing, o...more...
Abbreviation for F*ck It Let's Go! It's when you do something without thinking about the consequences, without planning for it, without knowing where to go or what you're going to end up doing. It's about not having any plans at all...
1. A: Wait, do you have protection?
B: Tsss, let's FILG it.
2. A: What are we doing for your birthday?
B: We're going on a FILG Trip. Awyeah...
A guy at Pennsylvania State University, University Park that every student at the university has probably heard yammer endlessly quite a few times as they pass the Willard building (A place where 99% of the study body has had at least one class), and many have argued against for fun. Basically, he spits out Christian bullshit condemning the world we live in every day, and apparently gets paid $30,000 a year to do it, what the hell!more...
Anyway, for example, he talks about how condoms don't help us at all, when they're obviously better than nothing, how abortion is a horrible thing and should be made illegal, when it isn't the grounds of a religion to ban such in the United States, a country with, as he quotes a lot, has the first amendment (Although yes, it's debatable because some other people have the belief against abortion as well), and how men should be working, and women should be in the house, which he justifies with "scientific research" on people's minds and traditional roles, when this is clearly sexism as one doesn't choose to be male or female.
And finally, my favorites, how a family with two homosexual...