Full Form of the Word: TuNNe Freeze
1. (Esoteric Definition): The situation that faultlessly arrives due to a conglomeration of various reasons, which might or might not be under one's control, but inadvertently leads to the non-functioning of man's glorious shaft of enlightenment.
2. (For Dumbfucks): Where your penis gets frozen and becomes useless.
Dude, she's so ugly, that when she even breaths looking at my direction, I get TFed (TuNNe Freezed)
While "retard" is not a socially acceptable term, when used, it is normally not meant to demean actual mentally handicapped people, it is usually meant to refer to "functioning" mentally handicapped people. So, "functioning retards" are also known as "fards".
The idiot my boss hired to handle the department budget is a complete fard.
Derived from the Greek word: ἔκστασις - devoid of all, and any, form of intelligence (plural: ekstases).
Ekstasis - to say/pretend you are someone with intelligence, coherent thought and/or a functioning cranium.
It is commonly confused with a young mind not yet affected by experience.
Your ekstasis just broke all natural laws, known to man
The fleeting feeling on not knowing what certain foods or ingredients or even certain things are even though everyone in the whole entire freaking world knows except you.
Not to be confused with the word "RETARD", because even though the word "RETARD" has several meanings, there is going to be that ONE PERSON who thinks you are talking about a "severely mentally challenged person" even though you're not and even though the medical clinical word for "severely mentally challenged person"(or "special needs" or "highly functioning special needs") is ACTUALLY "Mentally Retarded"
Lest us not forget that everyone in the whole freaking world knows that the word "RETARD" even when used to mean something else sends you to a special level of hell where you are beaten with Twizzlers on an hourly basis.
Also everyone knows that the word "retard" is the most worse possible cuss word in the English language, much worse than F*CK, way way much worse that the "N-WORD"
My Gawd, you don't know the difference between a tornado and a hurricaine? You sure are a ROBOTARD!
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Buffy The Vampire Slayer is one of the best T.V shows of all time. Starring the AMAZING Sarah Michelle Geller (aka SMG) this show is about Buffy, a teenage slayer, who being expelled from her old school, has to move to Sunnydale, which just happens to be the hell mouth. She attends Sunnydale Highschool and develops a close friendship with Willow Rosenburg (Alison Hannigan), Xander Harris (Nicholas Brendon) and her watcher Rupert Giles (Anthony Stewart Head). They repeatedly have to save the world from never ceasing evil while Buffy has to deal with her tangled love life, including Angel, a vampire cursed with a soul, who ends up leaving the show and starring in a spin-off series Angel.This is a truly amazing show paired with a great plot that always keeps you guessing and wonderful acting.
Shannon: What did you do last night?
Sam: I was watching the season finally of Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season three!
Shannon: OMG! I LOVE Buffy!!! Especially the quotes like:
Cordelia: I personally don’t think it’s possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Oz: We attack the Mayor with humus.
Cordelia: I stand corrected.
Oz: Just keeping things in perspective.
Cordelia: Thank you.
Sam: Yeah! And:
BUFFY: I haven't processed everything yet. My brain isn't really functioning on the higher levels. It's pretty much: fire bad; tree pretty.
GILES: Understandable. Well, when it's working again congratulate it on a good campaign. You did very well.
BUFFY: Thank you. I will.
GILES: I ah- I managed to ferret this out of the wreckage. Now, it may not interest you, but- (reaches into his jacket and pulls out a high school diploma) I'd say you earned it. (looking around) There is a certain dramatic irony that's attached to all this. A Synchronicity that borders on- on predestination, one might say.
BUFFY: Fire bad; tree pretty.
Shannon: Yeah, awesome show
A professional who simultaneously meets the peter-principal standard & definition while being a functioning alcoholic. This person despite all their "unknown" short-comings (including but not limited to, inability to spell, read and write on a 10th grade English level) and lack of general intelligence will be successfully promoted up the ranks. A LaShitivus will survive and thrive in fortune 500 companies and law firms a like. The reason for the LaShitivus's success remains unknown, but his taste in scotch, women and suits is impeccable.
As an associate young LaShitivus is sent to court to file a minor motion. Bored and hung over LaShitivus forgets to file the motion and hits on an attractive court reporter - who turns out to be a young partner's wife. Upon his return Senior Partners hear about the spectacle and find this encounter amusing. They then offer LaShitivus a full time position after graduating.
mostly suburban area. bedroom communities. life centers around your car and it's functioning properly. culturally distinct from NYC and upstate in various ways. usually if someone was born and raised on long island, they say "Long Island" as opposed to "New York" when someone asks them where they are from. can be extremely boring. real real boring. big box retail and malls, like everywhere else in the united states. once you get past riverhead, it's all very very rural and sparsely populated. The Hamptons are like colonies of sorts ruled over by foreigners. not really considered part of Long Island proper by people who live there, but many people like to go there and look at things, celebrity watch, go to the beaches etc. there are many, many, many nice beaches. everywhere. did I mention cars? cars are everything. a very big part of the culture. I'm sure the population's median income mirrors much of the rest of the country. one of the largest problems Long Island is experiencing is retaining it's young people. a lot of young people can't afford to live there because of the zoning codes and limited amount of affordable housing and apartments, so they end up having to move to the city or somewhere else, or they continue to live with their parents well into their twenties and then move somewhere else.
long island = cars