A sport that requires people to hit a small disc or Puck around with sticks while the players are on ice. The game was invented by Canadians and they tend to call it the best sport ever and anything american is terrible. But I'm American and actually like Hockey just as much as I like Baseball, so I'm a true fan because I like sports and not bitch about which sport is better or not. Sadly ESPN or any other sports channel doesn't want to show the damn game because they don't like it as much as Handegg, which is really a stupid sport.
Hockey is pretty fun to watch.
|2.||change the channel drama|
Drama that is not fun to watch or to be a part of. Watching it is boring or just plain annoying compared to "somebody make popcorn drama" and forces you to crave something more exciting and DRAMATIC.
Awkward turtle is commonly present.
not change the channel drama:
nick: "did you sleep with my best friend or not?"
jessica: "yes, okay.. jesus! i did, and it was better than anything you've ever done. what are you going to do about it, asshole?"
nick: "i'm going to make sure i'm better than he was, starting RIGHT NOW"
change the channel drama:
nick: "you don't even care about me. why do you all hate me all of a sudden? whatever, i'm going to go take more shots and be emo and i'd like to see you stop me. this isn't funny jessica; fuck you. and fuck everyone else. i hate myself."
used when describing a person, place or situation that is beat.
BEAT (situation), as in lame, boring, stupid, not fun, sucks
BEAT (person), as in whore, slut, undesirable company, someone who continually sucks at life in general, etc.
BEAT (place), as in overcrowded bars/clubs, places where undesirables hang out/solicit, places that people have generally below average IQs, parties that suck where people are being obnoxious, fighting, yelling, or all of the above(s).
BEAT SCENE can denote either a person, place or situation. see below.
BEAT SCENE situation:
Greg: Man, today at work I had to deal with all of these trons. What a beat scene.
BEAT SCENE person:
Nico: I hate going out to stupid bars in south side, they're always full of beat scenes.
BEAT SCENE place:
Greg: Let's go to Primanti's to watch the game tonight.
Nico: Fuck that, it's such a beat scene
Just like a homophobe is a straight person who hates, dislikes, or is afraid of homosexuals, a homophile is a straight person who loves homosexuals and would fight for their rights. Sometimes these straight people may be confused with homosexuals since they participate in gay pride events and sometimes even attack homophobes. Depending on the person who uses it, a homophile may be an annoying ultra liberal who complains for gays. Or it may simply be a regular person who does not have anything against gays. Normally its the first one since no body likes to be called a homophobe, and nobody likes to be called a homophile. Homophobes and homophiles can be both be assholes, as one group hates a group of people just for being gay. The other group hares a group of people who simply do not want to be gay.
The boy was scolded by a homophile after the boy said eewww! when he saw to men kiss.
It was fun to watch a homophobe and a homophile fight. I don't care who wins as long as its fun!
Seth MacFarlane is a homophile!
|5.||"make fun" movie night|
When you have friends over to watch a crappy b-rated movie specially with the intention of making fun of it.
Matt: "Shhh, I'm trying to watch the movie!!"
Leo: "Seriously?!? Didn't you know it was "make fun" movie night? We're not here to actually follow the movie, dude."
|6.||Butt Naked Movie Night|
Also abbreviated BNMN
When you and your partner get butt ass naked and watch a movie together while relaxing, eating various snacks, and spooning.
May or may not lead to the act of intercourse before or after the film has begun. You also may or may not have to watch this same movie over again because attention was diverted else where.
Me and my girlfriend are having butt naked movie night tonight...we are going to watch The Wizard of Oz!!
1/4 of the game of football. For one, in Football you can forword pass, in Rugby you run, and you flip it to other players. You don't need to be smart in Rugby, because there is no strategy. The whole game is a group of players taking a ball and trying to run with it into an endzone. How is that fun, anyway? I have seen several Rugby games (Mostly at the ESPN Zone in Anaheim) and I honestly have no idea what the hell is so great about it.more...
Tackling in Rugby is latching onto another player and getting them to the ground. In American football tackling is running as fast as you can and delivering a blow to the gut. Other tackles include the helmit to chin move, Where The only thing stopping the person teach from going into there gums is a mouth guard.
Becasue there is no strategy, there are no breaks, and as a result it is very fast paced. Maybe in Europe is is a good thing, around here we don't care less about how many commercials there are. Commercails just make the game longer anyway.
Most people from europe say it's better than American Football. Most people from europe also do not have American Football.
Rugby for girls? Are you retarded? Pads make the game HARDER AND MORE HARD HITTING!! Seriesly, who the fuck said football is for pussys!? HAVE YOU SEEN A GAME OF FOOTBALL!? Pads add about 15 pounds (8 KG I think) and shoulder and leg pads make a hit hurt ten times worse, and a helmit is made of METAL. Do you know how much it hurts to get a huge ass piece of m...