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Rob is one of the most flamboyantly gay people in the United States. He was featured on the september edition of the Richard Simmons website. He was originally turned gay by an evil power known as Sigma Alpha Epsilon.
SAE was very subtle in turning him. They first began to introduce him to a couple of guys at a time at which point they began to express their love of blues and country and their hatred of african americans, hoping to slowly seduce Rob over time. Eventually they began to invite him upstairs to talk about these things where they would brainwash him and give him blowjobs. Slowly but surely Rob began to enjoy this treatment until he began to mutter things in his sleep like "The lions draw you in" and "You're a bitch". But he still resisted. He relied on advice given to him by his halfway house worker, Mirana, to hold on to some small portion of his former life. Eventually, SAE gave up, but not before Rob was already permanently changed for the gay. Since then, Rob has enlisted in a treatment program know as St. Elmo's Straightenizer in order to regain his woman-loving self. He has made considerable progress with this program and has even sexiled his roomate once with a somewhat attractive girl. We are very proud of his progress and feel that anyday now he will stop his obsession with little boys and embrace his straightness once again. I once saw BigGayRob eat an entire orphanage full of Cambodian children.....in his underwear.
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| 58. | Bob Rock | ||
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The man single handedly responsible for the downfall of the most influential metal band in history, Metallica. "And Justice For All... was Metallica's last great album. Black Album was not a Masterpiece, it only began the downward spiral. All thanks to a douchebag Bob Rock who tried to Market them and gear their minds towards money, not music."
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| 59. | pillow biter | ||
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when someone is taking it up the ass, and can't handle it. so they bite a pillow, and scream into it. there are a lot of pillow biters in a certain city, which shall not be named because they'll all give this a 'thumbs down'.
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| 60. | cracker-faggot | ||
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1. exactly what the name implies; a cracker-faggot.
2. a title for an annoying (generally white) person, who may or may not be gay or faggotty. 3. a general insult for an irritating person, regardless of their race or sexual orientation my french teacher is the biggest cracker-faggot ever. not only did he give us 5 practice proficiency tests, he is a flamer as well, making the definition of cracker-faggot for him a literal term.
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| 61. | toodnoodler | ||
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A person of either sex that is that is clearly not gay or acting gay. Yet they show no intrest or desire for someone of the opposite sex. Walt is such a toodnoodler. He knows Yolanda is in love with him, but he won't even talk to her. Let alone date her.
I really like Oscar, but when he tried to kiss me I puked on him. I think I am becoming a toodnoodler. |
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| 62. | stump jumper | ||
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A derogatory term for a gay man. In particular, a homosexual that prefers to have receptive anal intercourse. Jared is a stump jumper, by the way. Not that there is anything wrong with that, of course. I just wouldn't drop the soap around him, if you know what I mean.
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| 63. | Fagasaurus Rex | ||
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Leader of the pack of any given group of Gaybo Watsons. The Fagasaurus Rex is usally the flamer, and prefers to wear thick makeup and lots of bright red lipstick. His clothing usually consists of high heels and his ex-wife's wedding dress. He tends to be super gay, and lets anyone and everyone know it. "Oh my god, look at that Fagasaurus Rex! Hey--wait a minute. Holy shit, that's Chip the wrestler from high school. Didn't you guys used to ride to school together? Are you sure you're not a Gaybo Watson?"
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