|1.||everybody dies but not everybody lives|
the definition means that everyone dies due to human nature but not everyone has the chance to live their life to the fulliest
John: can u believe it paul's denying the invatation to the nba draft
allen: i feel bad for him i guess everybody dies but not everybody lives
to stroke means to move your hand gently over a person.
"Different strokes for different folks" is a proverb. This expression says that not everybody can be treated in the same way
Yesterday I was bored so I put my rabbit out of its cage and stroked him.
Not everybody is equally. Different strokes for different folks
After the great telecom merger of 2005/2006, to combat the voice over ip menace brought forth by the cable companies, one company made up of parts from Southwestern Bell, Bell South, and AT&T emerged controlling 85% of all telephone lines in the USA. This leaves only 2 telephone companies in america, Verizon, and NOT Verizon. The name was chosen for simplicity sake, as now everybody knows what company your talking about.
I just upgraded my DSL package.
Oh? Whos your provider.
South western.... no they changed their name to AT&T... and bought Bell... I forget?
Oh, you mean NOT Verizon. Ya i saw that package, looks good.
a hilarious book pretty much defining the Do's and Dont's and a guide to emo culture. must-read!!
it's even more funny if you know someone who thinks they are all 0mGz eM0, and have at least broken about 11 of the DO NOT sections. =P
(on the back cover of Everybody Hurts) "It's all true, we all know it's true, and that's why this book is not only hilarious but absolutely genius." haha
|5.||NOT MY TWIST|
philly slang when your not liking something
John-Yo dawg do you be wearing them tight jeans like everybody else now
darnell- naw dats not my twist I only wear baggy jeans
|6.||Everybody Loves Raymond|
Except me - I hate him and his poxy little show. Not only is it unfunny - but also quite boring.
Wife: Everybody Loves Raymond is on!
Me: (Reaching for the medication) Wow - i'm so thrilled! (SARCASM)
|7.||William and Mary|
A small state school in Virginia chosen by students who are too smart for JMU and Tech, but not quite preppy enough (or tool-ish enough, depending on your point of view) for UVA. W&M has a bad reputation for being strict and lacking good parties. It's true that the academics are sometimes intense, that Williamsburg isn't a college town, and that the frats are located on-campus because of a city ordinance. But with over 5000 college students living here, not to mention grad students, it's definitely easy to get alcohol or weed and to find good parties every weekend... it's college, there's always something to do. People who complain about the academics are just bitter because they thought they were the shit in high school, got rejected at the Ivys, and can't believe that W&M is telling them they aren't as smart as they think. People who complain that there's nothing to do on the weekends should transfer to UVA, where they can be snotballs without feeling bitter and out of place.
Hey everybody, quit bitching about William and Mary!! You chose to come here and you can choose to transfer.