See drunk dial, but refers primarily to using facebook.com or other social networking sites (like myspace.com) to send your inebriated and often absurd messages. Generally only used if drunk dialing is not an option (i.e., the person you are drunk facebooking would not willingly give you their cell phone number).

The mispelling of the word "okay" when Tim is drunk.

Lets get crazy and... NOT drunk

an unnecessary statement of one’s drunkenness when one is obviously not drunk

1. These are the girls you see flopping all over the dance floor.

It is not OK to take advantage of these kinds of girls. That is, unless you are equally as trashed as they are. (Although some consider this a point of contention).

These girls will often approach lone males on their own and initiate "conversation"; however, most of the time they choose to anonymously starting making out with said lone male(s). This may or may not be preceded by an innocent arm around the waist.

2. These are the only girls who will sleep with me.

a surefire way of finding out if somebody is drunk

V. The act of knocking on your neighbors doors in the middle of the night when you are completely drunk off your ass and not remembering anything.