A genre of music made famous in the early 21st century by the band White Stripes, centered around making a multi-million dollar Compact Disc digital recording sound like a 5 dollar vinyl record from the 60's. The music itself is simple in nature, and is often what most beginning musicians write in their early attempts at creating decent music. Brought into the mainstream by scene kids who thought that listening to an underground band was cool; Do not make the mistake in believing that these crap rock artists are all bad musicians, but just that most make it their goal to make bad music for people with no taste to eat up, while the artist makes money for music that most would consider unfit for major label backing.
(Jill)- "Hey Jack, have you heard the new White Stripes album?"
(Jack)- "Sorry Jill, I don't listen to crap rock."
1.to have a crap snack
2.to ingest crap from someones ass while they are taking a dump.
Luc:Dave, that the grossest thing i have ever seen. like it makes me want to throw up all over everything
dave: WHAT!!!? you mean the crap snack? everyones doing it
Luc" not me...
|3.||Crap Game Syndrome|
Crap Game Syndrome, or CGS, is an uncommon condition among the modern gaming population that usually starts with a simple case of nostalgia, but can quickly develop into CGS if not dealt with straight away.
Symptoms include browsing abandonware sites like The Underdogs for anything pre-1990; finding excuses to boot into DOS mode and coming home with a copy of Daikatana under one arm and Battlecruiser under the other.
Note that certain older games, like Tetris and Breakout, are excluded from the effects of CGS. It's okay to play these once in awhile without succumbing to its influence.
"Dude, why the hell are you playing Battlecruiser?"
"It's kind of fun once you try it."
"So is a crap on the sidewalk. Face it man, you have CGS bad."
"Hey, is that Daikatana?"
"Yeah, I'm coming down with Crap Game Syndrome."
"Burn it now before throw you down a well."
A decent mobile computer, sporting a fast processor, but poor ergornomics. Comes with a horrible operating system. The Windows Mobile is poorly designed, extremely slow (compared to Palm OS 5 Garnet), and claims to come with useful Windows software, the truth being, that any Microsoft word document edited on this device is screwed up and can never be viewed properly on a computer again. It also does not support any operating system except Windows. People buy these devices anyway, assuming, that since it is "Windows," it will be compatible with their home computer. Truth is, it really isn't compatible with Windows like it says it is. "Windows" Mobile is a lie.
Unique Features and Selling Points
1. Strange design
2. Stupid operating system sound effects
3. The lie of MS Office compatability.
4. Windows only "support." (no openness)
6. Annoying menu.
No, I'm not joking. Think twice before buying a Windows Mobile device of any kind. Don't believe me? Ask Comsumer Reports. Until recently, "high end" Windows mobile devices didn't even appear in the PDA listings. Eventually, they earned their place as "not recommended." People who bash Palm or advise against it generaly know nothing about it. Fear.
Me: What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?
Friend: Apart from crap in a urinal, I bought an ipaq.
Me: I'm so sorry.
My Tungsten T5 runs circles around my friends (now sold) ipaq.
Yay! I have Linux running on my ipaq! It's not crap anymore!
A general insult in league with such words as mother fucker and asshat. Note that the use does not actually involve the eating of excrement, just as mother fucker usually is not used to connotate fornication with one's mother.
Don't even talk to Shelly, she is such a fucking crap snacker.
|6.||rap is crap|
Smart people don't listen to rap music. Why ? Because it's crap...
Give me a good reason to idolize Tupac, Snoop, or Dre. They do not speak my language, we don't share the same ideals... we don't even have the same eye-colour. I think their dances are tribal, their image stinks, and their girls are afterall biatches.
Rap is a plague. We, "the crackers", are tired of their parade of blinks and links on MTV.
PS: Ask 50cent if has any idea what represents # in music.
PS: Rap is crap.
Same as crap used as a adjective, only less intensive. Kids can use this word and not get in trouble.
Man, I missed the bus. Crap-a-dooly!
Crap-a-dooly that car is fast!