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1. BLACK BITCH BREATHING
It is a {LOADED GUN}
1. This is a street term for having a LOADED GUN somewhere on your body.
2. A fully Loaded Gun ready to shoot from the hip, no need or time TO LOAD BULLETS.
3. {BREATHING} = A LIVE GUN = BULLETS LOADED = READY & waiting to shoot ANYTIME/ANYWHERE.
4. If you are not BREATHING, you are DEAD.
DEAD GUN is NOT LOADED AND CAN'T HELP OR PROTECT ANYONE. USELESS
I always keep a BLACK BITCH BREATHING on me.
BLACK = COLOR of most GUNS
BITCH = YOUR GUN, OWNERSHIP TERM for all kinds of things. In This Case YOUR GUN.
BREATHING = ALIVE AND READY - LOADED

Not a girl.
A Girl is a Shorty.
2. to pull a gietl
A time where someone fails when beginning a relationship, usually characterized by nervousness, high-pitched voice, not breathing, fast and almost non-understood talking, and usually utter failure.
Bob: Dude, did you see Joe try asking out Samantha?
Bill: Yeah, he didn't breathe or anything. He sure knows how to pull a gietl.
3. mouth chimney
Blowing out the side of your mouth away from your spoon partner to make sure you are not breathing in your partners face.
1: Sheesh! Could you stop breathing all over me Darth Vader!

2: Oh, sorry! I forgot to make a mouth chimney for you! There is that better?
1: Yes, thank you.
4. Baneen
The Baneen is a subspecies of hawk that has an unusual hole on the side of it's nose. It can often be used as a hidden inferior breathing valve that involuntarily contracts and relaxes.
"My pet Baneen was not breathing yesterday. Why isn't it dead?"
"Don't be silly Helga, it was using its hidden breathing valve."
5. schwillboxed
Drunk past schwilled, past consciousness. Also, not a strate thing to say
JOey is on the ground and not breathing after drinking all those beers, I'd say he's schwillboxed.

Roger drinks all the time and passes out, hes a huge schwillbox
by K neild Jun 19, 2005 add a video
6. not on your nelly
cockney rhyming slang for not on your life. nelly rhymes with smelly, which leads to smelly breath, breath leads to breathing to keep alive, leading to not on your life.
Martin: 'will you stroke my furry badger?'

Jon: 'Not on your nelly!'
by MsMatronic Jul 17, 2005 add a video
7. breathing
1. Inhale... exhale
2. Over-rated
Not-breathing, it's what all the cool kids do.
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