| 50. | truckee | ||
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a hick town located 20 miles from lake tahoe, but IS NOT actually in, located next to, or around tahoe. truckee is NOT tahoe. if living in truckee, you will never be considered a tahoe local.
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| 51. | Wanaque | ||
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A hick, working class, valley town lodged between Pompton Lakes and Ringwood, which also happen to be, unbelievably, just as lame. Wanaque is known for a vast amount of "pizza" (well they call it pizza) places and liquor stores as these are clearly the only things in life you could ever dream of needing. It is also home to a SUPER Stop and Shop which totally makes the Ringwood Stop and Shop look like America's bum hole, and an enormous reservoir that the locals enjoy casual swims in (Newark, I would not drink your tap water, as this is it's source). Chances are, if you searched urban dictionary for this, you're probably from there, and if that's the case, I'm sorry, I'm really, really, sorry. " 'You're from where?', 'I'm from WANAQUE...', 'Wana-what?...', 'wan-a-que'"
" 'So I drove past Wanaque last night...', 'Wana-where?..'" |
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| 52. | swim | ||
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Swim = Somebody Who Isn't Me
Iamdie threatened to send a swim because he is a pussy.
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| 53. | Political Correctness | ||
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1. Sometimes it's an excuse for immature, morally depraved, suburbanite dumbshits to get away with obvious hatred and bigotry. They'll cry "PC" as a means of making YOU look stupid for calling them on their bullshit, when you were completely in the right for doing so.
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Ironically enough, when you label them with justifiable terms as "racist", "homophobe" or "bigot", they'll cry, bitch and whine that they're not and cover over it by saying that they're not "racist" and that you're just being "oversensitive", which is actually a form of "political correctness"...the very thing that they hate (totally not hypocritical!). These are the same people who are under the impression that their freedom of speech rights are being legally taken away by Poltical Correctness, when the reality of the situation is that these people were stupid enough to bow out to FUCKING PEER PRESSURE. You get what you deserve, assholes. Don't whine about "political correctness" impeding on your freedom of speech, whine about your lack of testicles and how you bowed out to societal pressures like little bitches! THAT is what restricted your freedom of speech. These people claim that those who whine about "political correctness" are crybabies, but these idiots are no better. 2. Other times it's just over-sensitivity to certain things. |
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| 54. | conservapedia | ||
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A wiki, very similar to wikipedia on everything. However..i have noticed many hypocrisies and hmm, well crackpot theories.
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The hypocrisy which pisses me off most is that in the "Examples of Bias in wikipedia" article http://www.conservapedia.com/Examples_of_Bias_in_Wikipedia) number 22. (out of 133 ffs)reads: "Wikipedia has an extensive entry on "Creation myth".40 Describing Creationism as a "myth" is yet another attempt to disparage Christians, and although the theory of evolution satisfies Wikipedia's definition of "myth", Wikipedia never describes it as a "myth". " Fair enough, slightly mental, but he has a point...yes? However...looking at the article on the conservapedia article "Dreamtime", an australlian aboriginal creation story; IT is described as a myth. So Christian creationism is NOT a myth but any other creationism is?? hmmm... also on the article about kangaroos (boing boing) there is a large 3 paragraph section on the Young Earth Creationist theory and only 1/2 a sentence on the evolutionary theory so the YEC theory which is probably less supported than evolution recieves more coverage than a well established and most probably correct theory. |
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| 55. | texas girls | ||
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texas girls are unlike any other. they are gorgeous, down to earth, and nice. but if you cross their they will bitch you out like no other. they have REAL blonde unlike you JOISEY or california girls. they have the hottest brunnettes blondes redheads girl with black whatever you want. they are naturally tan. they have the cutest laughs in the world. even the black girls are hot. they are country girls living a city life. and if any texan girl tries to deny that they have an accent they are LYING. but its not a hick accent its a cute texas southern accent and not very heavy. they aren't a bunch of gold-digging, fake, liposuction, silicon blown up dolls like the girls in LA! she can rope and ride, barrel race, even calf rope. Likes to have fun not as crazy as a redneck girl. texas girls are VERY FAMILY friendly. she is the type of girl you could bring home to your mom. and they are SUPER smart. they dont go out and get drunk and high everyday. they dont drink as much beer as joisey girls. and they are just down right the best girls in the entire world. ! im from california thank god i moved to texas girls are HOT. she can rope you in bed too ahaha.
everythings bigger in texas |
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| 56. | hick town | ||
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Place reputed to be full of farmers and uneducated home-schooled kids.
They're actually usually not. They're usually filled with kids who DO live on farms, but buy ugly Ugg boots and have parties with heavy drinking to prove they're just as cool as the city folk. Yes, they are known to be seen riding their tractors around the main town center. "Wow, that girl was wearing a flannel shirt to the mall"
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