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988. trust me, you'll know when
This is a good time to keep your Hilti near. Also, it might be a moment when you have only 20 minutes of oxygen remaining. Your future self came back in time and burned your arm with a cigar just to get your attention, I cannot believe that you don't have this shit down. Where the hell is your Hilti, man!? You're screwed now, that's all I have to say.
<inattentive future self> Oh no! I have flipped the blue switch instead of the red one! I am locked in this airtight room now, and have only 20 minutes of oxygen remaining! If only I had my Hilti power tool, I could simply cut my way out!
<future -> past -> future self> I said to you on that fateful day - keep your Hilti near! Trust me, you'll know when! I even built, at great cost to my own sanity, a Time Door to facilitate implanting this message in your/my consciousness at an opportune moment in my past/your then-present. I see now that you are not the ripcord in my destiny. :(.
989. Suckith
verb. Derivative from the word "suck" written in Shakespearean old English way of speaking.

Not good, bad.
or
vacuum, to pull back with air.
This day suckith. "This day sucks"

Thou salt suckith in thy morning and suckith in thy evening, and shall bestowed a fountain like no other brethren as thy eyes never saw.
990. KoC
In almost every chatroom, one individual is quickly and informally identified as the “slowest” member of the community. This is individual is commonly referred to as the “KoC.” The origin of the term is unclear. It may be derived from a psychological term. It may be an acronym. In any event, its use has become more prevalent over the past few years.

Many in the chatroom are tolerant and spend a good portion of the chat each day explaining relatively simple concepts to the KoC. Others are less tolerant of the amount of time required to provide “remedial chat” since it detracts from the flow of conversation, i.e. “dumbs down” the chat.

An interesting aspect of this situation is the KoC will usually not recognize the mocking and insults of the less tolerant chatters. If recognized, the KoC will dismiss criticism as a function something other than his/her own individual characteristics, e.g. people are exhibiting racism, sexism, and/or elitism toward him/her.

Similarly, the situation is complicated because the KoC is usually unaware of his/her shortcomings and pretends to be more intellectually skilled and/or educated than is actually the case. This is obvious to all in the chatroom except the KoC. One implication is frequently the domination of the conversation by the KoC. Often, the quality of the conversation and attendance of the chatroom suffers as a result.

In spite or because of his/her limitations, the KoC is often opinionated. The KoC will often adopt biz...
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991. Emo Kid
Someone who usually has short, black choppy hair with a side fringe bang that covers most of their face. They wear funky punkish clothes that are totally random and unexpected and in my book {really cool}. Their hair sometimes has one or two strands of un natural hair color such as red, pink, green, purple, ect. Very original style; both the guys and girls wear black nailpolish and eyeliner...oh by the way emo stands for any of the following:emotional punk movement, emotional hardcore, or just emotional. Emo kids are usually quiet and iscolated...they see themselves as outcasts. Also, emo has alot to do with the music, not just fashion and groups. If you dont listen to emo music, which is usually dark and depressing, you are not emo. Not all emos have suicidal thoughts and cut themselves;this is just a stereotype!!! Also, they hate it when you confuse them with scene, goth, or punk kids because they are all VERY different genres. You can usually find an emo kid sitting alone somewhere, or with a very small group of other emos, writing poetry, into a good book, or doing something creative. That's really all it is, creativity and being yourself.
Emo Kid: Somewhat overly emotional person who dresses in mostly black and some color who listens to emo music, such as My chemical romance, Sunny Day Real estate, Mineral, saetia, Indian summer, ect.
992. god
apparently the greatest mass murderer in all human history, the most contradictory person ever, created all things and humans equal yet says that women were next to nothing same with slaves. also sided with the isreals more than anything and had them kill millions. People say that hitler and hussein were the most evil ppl ever yet we worship the most tyrannical and murderous thing ever. but im sure he had a good reason for it. its kinda weird tho how its wat god says is alright but today its considered wrong.
Note: In the Bible, words having to do with killing significantly outnumber words having to do with love.

GE 3:1-7, 22-24 God allows Adam and Eve to be deceived by the Serpent (the craftiest of all of God's wild creatures). They eat of the "Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil," thereby incurring death for themselves and all of mankind for ever after. God prevents them from regaining eternal life, by placing a guard around the "Tree of Eternal Life." (Note: God could have done the same for the "Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil" in the first place and would thereby have prevented the Fall of man, the necessity for Salvation, the Crucifixion of Jesus, etc.)

GE 4:2-8 God's arbitrary preference of Abel's offering to that of Cain's provokes Cain to commit the first biblically recorded murder and kill his brother Abel.

GE 34:13-29 The Israelites kill Hamor, his son, and all the men of their village, taking as plunder their wealth, cattle, wives and children.

GE 6:11-17, 7:11-24 God is unhappy with the wickedness of man and decides to do something about it. He kills every living thing on the face of the earth other than Noah's family and thereby makes himself the greatest mass murderer in history.

GE 19:26 God personally sees to it that Lot's wife is turned to a pillar of salt (for having looked behind her while fleeing the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah).

GE 38:9 "... whenever he lay with his brother's wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from pr...
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993. Broken Down
1. No good, or not good.
2. A "Smurf Word". Can be used for almost anything.
1.Man, what a day. that was just broken down!!

2. That's so broken down, it's broken down!
994. triplec
used to mean interested in someone who was interested in you at one time but isn't really sure about you anymore.

a lost love.

an attractive woman, who you blew it with.

someone who meant the world to you and you didn't realize it till they walked out of your life.

a female partner who after not being in a relationship with anymore, you want to fall back in love with all over again.

a person who if you wake up and don't see in the morning, you realize your day is dimmer.

a beautiful bird who brightens up your life, and makes you want to be a better person everyday.
man 1: hey man is that your triplc?

man 2: yes it is i really blew it when i let her go.

man 3: your triplec used to be so good with you.
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