Nostril Snotch 

The act of taking a man's full load of cum by a female(or male) up a single(or both) nostril(s) & snorting it.

"Jesus, was that high priced hooker was worth every penny we spent for your bachelor party last night, Rich! Did you see the way she could take a load of nostril snotch in one single snort! Wow, whatta professional she was!"

Nostril Snotch by green eyed lady 13 July 26, 2014

nostril hair collector 

This is a comical way of saying that someone has weird, solitary habits or obsessions.

Smedrick was an odd, little guy who often thought about his passion as a nostril hair collector.

nostril hair collector by I, Wreckerrr January 7, 2017

Nostril burner 

Someone who reeks of body odor, resulting in your nostrils "burning".

Greg: It's a nostril burner in here, someone hasn't showered in a month!
Nick: It's Matt over there in the corner, get him out of here!

Nostril burner by MatthewRulez November 30, 2013

nostorm 

when a snow sorm in expected but does not arrive; often times it does include periodic snow fall, but there is no accumulation.

The students did not do their homework because they were not expecting to be in school; however, there was just a nostorm.

nostorm by Joe Sam January 12, 2011

nostritch 

The uncomfortable sensation inside your nostril, that cannot be relieved unless you dig deep inside. Experienced primarily a few days after clipping your nose hairs, as the sharp ends of the growing hair start to itch.

Damn bro, I can't take care of this nostritch with all these pretty femininas around

nostritch by jargonjay September 28, 2011

nostril fucker 

anything annoying ie..person,animal

this nostril fucker just just cut in front of me on the highway

nostril fucker by filkro June 2, 2009

Nootropic 

A nootropic, or smart drug, is any non-toxic substance that can increase cognition, memory, focus, energy, proble solving skills, mood, motivation, strength, agility, dexterity, coordination, lifestyle and/or reduce anxiety. Nootropics are typically non-toxic smart drugs. A nootropic typically has little to no side effects at appropiate doses and have little to no chance of causing addiction or serious withdrawal symptoms. Nootropics usually have little to no side effects. Intentional misuse by taking massive overdoses can be harmful or fatal. Not all cognitive enhancers are nootropics. Some nootropics increase energy, some increase memory and problem solving skills, and some nootropics decrease anxiety.

school student 1: I've got all this work to do and it's hard!
school student 2: Just try some nootropics. They're non-toxic smart drugs that make studying easier.
school student 1: really?
school student 2: Yes. Infact, some nootropics even induces brain cell growth.
Here's some cyclopentamine.
school student 1: Wow! Now I have much more energy and focus!
Cyclopentamine, 1-Cyclopentyl-2-AminoPropane, Phenylpiracetam, low doses of 2C-I, low doses of 2C-D, tametraline, low doses of 2C-C, phenibut, NSI-189, low doses of shrooms, aniracetam, Arecoline, 2C-NPH (2C-G-N) and Fluorenol are all nootropics.

Nootropic by CognitiveFuel October 16, 2014