The art or study of flaring nostrils. Is often enjoyed by nerds, geeks, or dorks. Not many others find comfort and passion in the art or study of flareaticus. Flareaticus has oftentimes gotten mixed up with flarenticis, the art or study of nose picking.
Larry: Hey Billy, where were you after school yesterday, we were supposed to go to the high school football game together!
Billy: Oh, I'm sorry Larry, I was at my flareaticus club meet!
I now know how to flare my nostrils in 5 different ways!
Larry: Oh, wow, i didn't know! I'm so sorry for doubting you!
Extra wide nostrils.
One finger does not have enough range to pick boogers out of it so the thumbs have to be used.
I saw a North American Pavement Ape of the shaved-forehead variety who was wearing a tall tee, buck studs, had some mighty big soup coolers and was flaring his thumb cozies at me on his way to the check cashin' place.
A small burrowing mammal that resides in the southern hemisphere. It spends its entire life underground creating realistic sculptures of other animals out of dirt clods for company. When backed into a corner it will squirt acid from its nostrils as a form of self defense. As a result they have a terrible sense of smell.
A: The Tanzih has terribly burnt nostrils.
B: So how does it smell?
Loves punching boys until they fall down and then wants to sex them up! She eats ice-cream in the dark. Speaks fluent gibberish and can tie a cherry stem with her nostrils.
She is incredibly sexy and never leaves the house without high heels and a slice of lemon.
She is bitter sweet and like no other girl you will ever meet, She is every bodies ultimate desire.
man 1- dude why are you are puddle on the floor?
man 2 - I've just been Lisa-Mareed, I can't feel my legs
Man this porn mag is sooo full of my sorta lisa-maree's *drool*
The time lapse between your fart and the smell hitting yours, or indeed any one else's nostrils.
Have you just farted?
Can't smell it yet.
Don't worry there's a bit of a shitlag on that one.
a person with abnormally large nostrils, the reverse of Voldemort
Jessica: did you see Lenny's giant nostrils?
Ali: i know!! He is such a reverse Voldemort!
A hilarious face which involves sticking your bottom jaw out to your fullest ability (along with with an EXTREMELY large smile), extending your nostrils very widely, and raising the eyebrows. For a larger affect, most increase the size of their eyes.
"Woah! Look at HER FACE!"
"Yeah, that's a hurrea right there."