venus nosetrap 

the procedure of sneeking up on a sleeping relative or friend who is lying on a couch or some flat surface, and then propping your bare ass right in front of his or her face, next you break some serious wind which scares the shit out of the victim and causes them to jerk their head up violently, the most stimulating element of this process is the next movement which is when the victim's head jerks up and sadistically smacks the bare ass of the performer creating devastating whiplash and then their nose is inserted into the performer's anus, creaing a "venus nosetrap"; this is extremely brutal for the victim because they have the cruel honor of smelling an anus filled with soiled odor; if the performer has a huge ass they can potentially suffocate the victim; if the venus nosetrap is done properly, the victim looks like he is wearing a moon mask, with "moon" deriving from the ass

after holding in a day's worth of farts, i snuck up on my sleeping brother, seth, and gave him the best venus nosetrap yet, making him pass out for 5 minutes, from either my foul fart or blocking up his breathing paths

venus nosetrap by weasel June 9, 2005

Venus nosetrap 

Putting your bare ass right in front of a sleeping friend then having another friend smack them and shove there face right into your ass (nose in the hole). Then you rip a huge smelly fart and/or shit while their nose is in your asshole.

If you have a big ass you could fill the victims air passages with noxious ass gass, causing them to pass out.

Extra Thrill: Do this while the victim is under covers to get a dutch oven effect!

That venus nosetrap we pulled last night was awesome! I think he's still passed out with shit up his nose!

Venus nosetrap by BestTricks August 9, 2009

Nostration 

The act of causing one's self or allowing one's self to be caused to spew somewhat slimy liquids from an extruding cavity of the body. This is often caused by an exciting and humorous stimulant, and is often performed amidst much laughter and pleasure. It also often causes a somewhat wet lap. Frequently when people nostrate in public by accident they will run out of the room in an embarrassed frenzy while blushing and holding the extruding body part from whence the slimy liquid came hoping to prevent the reaction from occuring again from the pleasureful spasms curently occuring.

When you laugh and coke comes out your nose, this is Nostration

Nostration by National Council For Nostration September 2, 2006

Nosetradamus 

A person that says "bless you" before you sneeze.

John: Bless you.
Tom: What?! ACHOO!!
Tom: Your Nosetradamus!

Nosetradamus by PilotPluto November 22, 2011

nostrant

(Noun): A bestoid dwelling off of its parental wealth and support. Usually lives in solitude, isolated from the social community. Has some intelligence, usually masked by dumbness. Has a weak shell but can also inflict damage. Usually vocally and / or hearing impaired, tall, large, and hairy. Intellectual and romantic properties are not noticeable, if exsistant. The nostrant can usually be entertained by simplistic methods, usually finds humor in the short-comings of others. Boastful, modest, sometimes rude, mostly apathetic. Fears many thing, lacks a common sense of thrill. Considered worthless to the community.

Many members of the community were confused about what they should do when they discovered a pack of nostrants living around the block. A few brave members tried to make peace with the nostrant, but the actual thoughts of the being were unknown.

nostrant by kakapoopoopeepeeshire December 31, 2005

nosetrastic 

a person with either ugly or perfect nose. or possibly a pill snorter.Or an oodly shaped nose.or weird buggers.

the way you snort that cocain is very nosetrastic

nosetrastic by Jeff&Emily April 1, 2008

nosetwat 

When a girl has a pussy so full of cum, it resembles a stuffed nose full of mucus.

Since that time at bandcamp when Emily got a train ran on her, everyone calls her nosetwat.

nosetwat by coylord420 November 15, 2020