crack nose monkey 

a person so retarded it’s like they do crack

aye simon is acting like a crack nose monkey, you better get him.

crack nose monkey by carson_r21 December 22, 2017

monkey nose 

When you are literally touching cloth! The tip of a turd appears through the ring piece without owners consent, to resemble a monkey's nose.

Nigel needed a shit that bad the monkey got curious and poked his monkey nose out into his pants.

monkey nose by Aiden M June 26, 2006

The Monkey's Nose 

The unshaven female genitalia

1
John knew he wouldn't get laid this weekend as the monkey's nose was bleeding.

2
"How about I give you a blow job instead?" she said. He knew at the point that the monkey's nose was bleeding.

The Monkey's Nose by Dublinhead January 14, 2008

Big Nose Money Stealer 

Subtle but not subtle way of calling someone a Jew.

Ben: Your such a Big Nose Money Stealer

Big Nose Money Stealer by BallsOutForBantu November 29, 2016

Nose money 

A term described about money or money-making involved with crack cocaine. If a drug dealer got rich off of selling coke for example, That is all nose money. Sometimes used in rap.

"With all that nose money, You lucky you ain't in jail Blood!"
"I'm just servin' the streets dawg... Once it's sold it ain't my crack no more."

Nose money by TheFactMFnokap1 April 14, 2022

Monkeys got a nose bleed 

Whilst a woman is on her period, the vagina looks as if a monkey ((if hairy)) is bleeding from the nose,

Peter: its that time of the month again
john: Piss up round dave's?
Peter: No, Monkeys got a nose bleed

Monkeys got a nose bleed by The One That Knows Everything October 2, 2009