Top Definition
(noun)

1. A person that constantly gets into trouble ending with punching someone in the nose weekly. Basic idea.

2. A person who brings pain to their selves in some way or another, sometimes daily. Side effect: Title of "COMPLETE LOSER".

3. A person who at least weekly smashes their own nose into someone elses body part, considering make outs, b*j*s, and severe tounging.
. 1. With all those bar fights recently starting up, Charlie has become the ultimate nose smasher.

. 2. Seriously, you have got to stop falling down stairs! Otherwise, you might become the class nose smasher.

. 3. Wendy has really been a nose smasher these days. I found her under the bleachers making out with her boyfriend again. But thats not the only thing I heard they were doing.
by BaTycoon December 06, 2009

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