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two words: resource hog
norton antivirus slows down my computer significantly more than McAfee which is bad, the parent company should be wiped off the face of the earth...
by extreme133 June 12, 2010
 
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Piece of shit
I just norton antivirused my pants
by Anonymous September 11, 2003
 
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Norton Antivirus is the pinnacle of stupidity and annoyance. First developed with the intention of making its users reach the peak of insanity.

It comes installed with your newly bought PC, which already makes your PC worthless.

Even when "uninstalled", it intends to hide in your registry just to scare the living shit out of you when your PC crashes.

Worst program ever created. Takes up too many resources on your PC. Whoever this Norton guy is, I hope he's dead.
Sorry, you have to pay for Norton Antivirus to supposedly protect your PC, which is obviously BS.
by BBoy Preacher November 29, 2008
 
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a piece of fucking ballsucking ass raping butt licking vagina smelling piece of dog anus penitrating narwald ass fingering piece of shit that does nothing and warns of viruses that cannot be ridden.
Norton Antivirus Finished scanning my computer. "Found 7 Viruses"
To get rid of them upgrade to pro
..
Worst piece of ass licking cunt fucking shit.
by Mr.Anonymouz June 18, 2011
 
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The MOST overpriced, overrated piece of shit antivirus on the market. Norton is probably one of the biggest piece of bloatware (programs that Hog up way more memory than it needs to) on the market. Plus Norton also gives more false positives than any other pay antivirus. If you want a pay-AV you have to go with something like Kaspersky, which most hackers actually swear by, and it does not hog up memory like Norton.
Jim: Do you have Norton Anti-Virus on your computer?
Scott: No, it's bloatware. I personally use Kaspersky as it's much more lightweight than Norton and also has the best record when it comes to false positives.
by Scott Is God April 12, 2010
 
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(n.) brand of anti-virus that while being very good, disables all the script kiddie hacktools I was playing with, and does not have a simple off button.
Trying to turn off norton anti-virus takes up many hours of my time (I would assume from previous attempts).
by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
 
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One of the best anti-virus programs ever WHEN USED CORRECTLY.
Bave: Norton Antivirus is crap!
Sam: Thars because its the old version...and your computer isnt plugged in...and you created that virus yourself...
by Madeye December 18, 2006