|1.||northwest missouri state|
A college in the nothingness of northwestern mizzou in a town called Maryville it's 2 hours to any city you know of. But at least they have the best D2 football team in the world, beer, alcohol, parties, and a bar that lets you drink you as much as you want for 8 bucks!!!
Dude 1: I'm going to "northwest missouri state" next year Dude 2: where is that?
Dude 1: a town called Maryville it is sweet I went to a party and don't remember much more.