| 1. | South Boston, VA | ||
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Overall, its a great place. Eveerybody knows everybody and everybody pretty much calls u a friend. People down here are cool as hell. Those Northerners look down on us but we got something they don't have, and thats hospitality. Northerners wish they were like us, but too bad they ain't. A person from South Boston, VA will hold a door open for you and say please, thank you, your welcome, sir and mam. I get here at college, these northerners don't wanna do that. They think they are better than us.
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| 2. | southern fairy | ||
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derogatory term often used by dull witted northern monkeys to describe southerners who they claim are soft shandy drinkers who have "fancy" hairstyles and clothes when in actual fact southerners simply care about their appearance and can drink northerners to the floor he can afford good clothes what a southern fairy
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| 3. | blueneck | ||
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the opposite of a redneck. someone who thinks we should all think one way. normally those who are northerners or yankees, odd thing is northerners and southerners have mixed so it is not bases on where you live. i myself am a redneck, blue collar, white hat. BlueNecks are Northerners -- the opposite of Rednecks. Because of Redneck jokes, here are some takes on how Southern folks look at Northerners (or how Northerners sometimes think of themselves;) YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BLUENECK
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IF... ...Instead of referring to two or more people as "Y'all," you call them "you guys," even if both of them are women. ...You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside." ...You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY. ...You would never stop to buy something somebody was cooking on the side of the road. (e.g., boiled peanuts, not road kill, Dummy!) ...You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly. ...For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes-au-gratin to grits. ...You don't know what a moon pie is. You have probably never watched a moon pie in a microwave. Awesome! ...You've never had an RC Cola. ...You've never, ever eaten okra -- fried, boiled, or pickled. ...You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork. ...You have no idea what a polecat is. ..You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on your dog. ...You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show. ...You drink either "Pop" or "Soda"- instead of "Cokes." ...You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-'n-knife show. .. You have never been hep'd. ...You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university tha... |
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| 4. | Where you off | ||
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A phrase lazy northerners use instead of completing a full sentence. What they actually mean to say is "Where are you off too?" Alright Pet, where you off?
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| 5. | Tennessee | ||
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A very good place for anyone looking for a good education and a good laugh at the same time. Here are some tips to Northerners before you move here:
1: The food is called grits, notice the s, the food is not a grit, it is called grits 2: If you see girls saying "like" every other word, it is prefectly normal 3: If you are over age 10, female, and you like Hannah Montana/ Miley Cyrus stay away from Tennessee 4: Y'all is in the dictionary, get over it 5: 3/4 of the female population in Tennessee is "girly-girl" so if you came to Tennessee to meet a "tomboy", good luck with that 6: Weather is unpredictable. It snows in April and is over 105 degrees F in October 7: In martial arts, there is almost no karate schools or other martial arts except for Tae kwon Do, you will find about 50 of those 8: There is a McDonalds in almost every town yet barely anybody is overweight 9: "I don't give a crap is just another way of saying, "I didn't much sleep last night" 10: Lastly, if you think you can just move here and be country then you obviously don't know a thing Random woman at shoneys (northerner): excuse me, is this a grit?
Me (from Tennessee): yes ma'am that is the gritsssssss Random woman: So that is a grit? Me: yes ma'am that is the gritsssssss Random woman: Thank you for showing me what a grit is Me: -_- no problem |
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| 6. | Tennessee | ||
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A very good place for anyone looking for a good education and a good laugh at the same time. Here are some tips to Northerners before you move here:
1: The food is called grits, notice the s, the food is not a grit, it is called grits 2: If you see girls saying "like" every other word, it is prefectly normal 3: If you are over age 10, female, and you like Hannah Montana/ Miley Cyrus stay away from Tennessee 4: Y'all is in the dictionary, get over it 5: 3/4 of the female population in Tennessee is "girly-girl" so if you came to Tennessee to meet a "tomboy", good luck with that 6: Weather is unpredictable. It snows in April and is over 105 degrees F in October 7: In martial arts, there is almost no karate schools or other martial arts except for Tae kwon Do, you will find about 50 of those 8: There is a McDonalds in almost every town yet barely anybody is overweight 9: "I don't give a crap is just another way of saying, "I didn't much sleep last night" 10: Lastly, if you think you can just move here and be country then you obviously don't know a thing Random woman at shoneys (northerner): excuse me, is this a grit?
Me (from Tennessee): yes ma'am that is the gritsssssss Random woman: So that is a grit? Me: yes ma'am that is the gritsssssss Random woman: Thank you for showing me what a grit is Me: -_- no problem |
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| 7. | savnas | ||
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A description used by northerners (UK) for southerners whilst trying to mimic their accent. "Owoight me awld choina - you's one of them there savnas aintcha!"
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