"So Northern Virginia, please do the rest of the state a favor, and become part of Maryland. Northern Virginia you're money will not be missed because you have no class."
Our money will not be missed? Excuse me, but Northern Virginia pays a huge percent of the state taxes compared to its size. So our money goes to you Southern wankers so you can actually go to a decent school. And maybe we will leave, then at least our hard-earned money won't go to ungrateful assholes like you.
Most Southern Virginians have never been to Northern Virginia, they're just making up things to make us look bad because they know we're better than them.
Most of us aren't spoiled brats, our parents *just* make a lot of money. We are most definitely not snobby.
-I've lived in Reston (NOVA) for a very long time, and I can just say I met some of the truest, funniest, smartest, beautiful (on the inside, and out), and most down-to-earth people in my entire life. I've met so many FUCKEN AMAZING people and I love them all to death.
Stop stereotyping us because you have no fucking idea of anything in Northern Virginia.
So go get a life fuck yourselves, Southern Virginians, you know no one else will.
(Hey, if you're a Southern Virginian and you don't hate us Novans, I didn't mean you. I'm only being a bitch because someone else was.)
Northern Virginian: Oh look whos talking.
I used to like Northern Virginia.
Fairfax County is one of the richest counties in the entire country according to the annual income made by families. Majority of those who acquire such a salary made it through college. This is a major turn-off to southerners. God forbid they speak proper English, and learn something other then how to properly lynch a "foreigner." Oh. and southern hospitality my ass, majority of them are rude, and racist. (Not to be stereotypical, but it's true).
The children of NOVA, according to these southerners, are "rich little brats." I'm sorry we have people (parents, guardians) who provide for us, and you're stuck shoveling cow shit for the rest of your life. Northern Virginians live comfortable lives; food in the stomach, house above your head, and a sexy ass car parked in the mansions garage.
Everyone has one life to live, we're just making ours worthwhile (unless you're into reincarnation; that's a completely different story).The material world can be a big part of our lives, but we still have morals, and we still have respect for others. Northern Virginians are accepting and welcoming people.
This is the land of opportunities, and while southerners are giving cows hand jobs, we're living the good life.
Northern Virginian: You're from Southern Virginia aren't you? It's okay, we understand you don't understand anything, but we'll accept you into our kind community.
Region used to describe a suburban area of DC; a region where cool people live.
person from va: northern virginia
new yorker: what part
person from va: alexandria nigga
new yorker: i know some people from there and they cool people, plus i herd yall bitches is fine
person from va: you heard right