Dodgey guys from above Watford whose dad's worked 'dun t'pit' and now probably sport a comb over and eat 'ovis bread, who have moved down south to get a proper job.
Not easily understood with their strange word phonetics, such as glac for glass, grac for grass, etc...
Think they're cool (obviously not), and are very surprised to find that people actually own stuff in da suff as it's not stolen on a weekly / daily basis.
Stew (with a C) is a typical Northern Monkey.
Any chap that ties a rubber rooster from his belt loop so that it hangs below his knees......
First time I seen a Northern monkey I didn't know if I should laugh, cry, kick the thing or just say hi to the chap. So I just bought him a beer then left; they must be a rare breed also for I have'nt seen another.......
A bloke from Grimsby who sniffs fish all day.
Nickos the fish sniffer.
Anyone living north of the watford gap, probably poor, speaks with a funny accent.
Brad, york8ball, elbeer, onimi, dynamite, jay, Big_Poppa
Anyone from up north that has a silly name like KEEDA
, and thinks they are hard but are really soft as a chocolate fire guard!
Keeda is a Northern Monkey xXx
any boy from up north who is inevitably unable to treat a girl right and they are forever thinking that they are above everyone else. They enjoy messing with your head.
eurgh! u dirty northern monkey!!