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1. Northern Virginia
NOVA or Northern Virginia are the suburbs of Washington D.C. Some of the richest counties in the United States. Anybody in Loudoun, Prince William. Fairfax and Arlington county are considered from NOVA. When asked where they are from they always respond "Northern Virginia, right outside of D.C." instead of Virginia. Disaffiliates themselves from Southern Virginia
"Where are you from?"
"Northern Virginia, right outside D.C."
2. kugel
A kugel is a special breed of rich middle-aged woman living in Johannesburg. Originally, the word kugel only applied to Jewish women (a kugel a Jewish potato-based dish), but now applies to any spoilt housewife.

Very distinctive characteristics of kugels are: A very nasal accent, calling everyone "doll", looking down on people who don't live in the Northern Suburbs, mistreating their housekeepers, spending half their lives talking on a cellphone, intense Botox treatment, wearing leopardskin patterned clothes and driving fancy 4x4s but refusing to take them offroad.

They tend to congregate at Sandton City, talk about shoes, nails and other kugels, cheat on their husbands and only tip 5%. A classic stereotypical kugel is Gwen Anderson from the South African comic strip Madam and Eve.
Kugel: Like, you know what I'm saying doll, she knows her husbands having an affair with....(25 minutes pass)... anyway, I have to like hang up doll, my nails are almost dry and I have to hurry up to get my hair done... ok doll, mwah bye.
3. Balga
The asshole of Perth, Western Australia's northern suburbs, home to many dole-bludgers and bogans. Mainly built by the government back in the 1960s and 1970s, the majority of the population indulge in activities including, but not limited to, drinking goon and VB, fighting random pedestrians, knifing people, smoking weed and stealing shit.

Nowhere near as bad as Midland, Rockingham or Armadale though.
Person 1: Where you from?
Person 2: Balga
Person 1: DON'T HIT ME! I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING MONEY!
4. North Shore Scum
A group or community of people living in the northern suburbs on Sydney. the area suffers from a gas that seems to infect the local population. common side affects of this gas include homosexuality, having a negative IQ and generally being a douche. areas such as greenwich and Lane Cove are the most affected, and the local population can hardly be recognised as human beings.
.....its at the corner of fuck off and you North Shore Scum
5. Upstate
Upstate is a term used by people who live in New York City or the surrounding metro area. Long Islanders and some city people consider the Northern suburbs (Westchester, Rockland) to be upstate because they are north of where they are and think thaty for some reasons the cultural and economic ties spread east. Northern suburbs consider anywhere above them to be upstate (mostyl Poughkeepsie and up). Whats funny is that people from "upstate" cities such as Albany, Binghamton, Syracuse, Rochester or Buffalo have no concept of what "upstate is. Albany is the Capital District. Binghamton is the Southern Tier. Syraucse is Central New York. Rochester is near the Finger Lakes and Buffalo is in Western New York. In the end Upstate doesn't really exist and is generally a term used to imply that you live south of the area being discussed.
Everything north of Westchester is upstate (Rockland is west of Westchester bordering New Jersey and the the northern tip of Westchester is above Rockland. So Rockland is not upstate.)
by Jim Oct 27, 2004 add a video
6. Northern Virginia
The best place that you could ever live! alexandria is the shit! We are in no way hicks cuz northern virginia is cosmopolitan and ecpsecially alexandria. we are so close to D.C. and yet so close to greenery and nature. Old Town is the wealthy area of Alexandria. Suck on that!
hick: i'm from reston
alexandrian: fuck suburbs, im from alexandria. ever heard of sidewalks?
hick: i suck.
by your best friend May 15, 2005 add a video
7. NOVA
Northern Virginia, the counties of Fairfax, Arlington, Prince William, and Loundon.
NOVA is a region of Virginia and suburbs of Washington, DC.
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