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In the United States and North Korea: The fine art of mindfucking the average citizen into believing logical fallacies and getting rewarded with money, power, fame, and a place in the history books for doing so. Everywhere else: The fine art of governing a country. George W. Bush: "Al Qaeda attacked us because they were jealous of our freedom!" more...
Normal person: *sheepishly accepts bullshit assertion* Intelligent person: "So, Mr. President, you expect me to believe that a terrorist network with more than enough resources to instigate a revolution and try to install more democratic governments than those that currently exist in Iraq and Afghanistan, decided to, instead of taking this course of action, attack the United States, its greatest potential ally in a hypothetical struggle for freedom? You expect me to believe that they childishly lashed out at us instead of working toward achieving greater liberty like the adults they are? You expect me to believe that we Americans are such hot shit that the entire population of the Middle Eastern world is secretly jealous of us? And you expect me to believe that 9/11 WASN'T motivated by the violent US interventionism in the Middle East that has cost so many innocent lives in that region, or covert CIA bombings which claimed many lives and were performed on targets that we had little reason to believe were actually housing terrorists, and also not by the Zionist pro-Israel attitude that we have taken in every dispute between Israel and any other country in that region, despite the circumstances? You, sir, are a brazen liar and an asshole. Go fuck yourself, and everyone that believes your insidious brand of bullshit politics is retarded." |
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| 37. | Negroes of India | ||
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Synonym for Dalit-Dravidian males. So-called on account of their possessing the blackest skin tones, strongest muscles, heaviest bones, highest testosterone levels & largest penises of all South Asian population groups. more...
Their Negroid-Australoid physique renders Shudra Dravida men the best soldiers, athletes & goondas of India, providing them a social status similar to Dixie Blacks. Thus, the legends of the Dalit Panthers, Madras Regiment, Telinga Regiments, Malabar Negroes, Madrasi Blacks & South Indian Goondas have parallels in N America. However, the best proof that Dalit-Dravidian males are of Negroid-Australoid rather than Caucasoid ancestry is the extremely large size of Dravidoid male genitalia. This holds both for the testes as well as the penis. In fact, a single Dravidian testicle is heavier than both the gonads of a typical Caucasoid male. Meanwhile, the mean Dravidian Penis |
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| 38. | North Carolina | ||
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A wonderfull place which is home to the highest mountians east of the rockies and some of the most beautiful coastline on the eastern seaboard. A land where it doesn't pay to be a nigger, wetback, rice boy, curry head, camel jocky or liberal. A state conquered by Scots-Irish, German and Anglo-Saxon warriors and settlers. A state where soon immigration will be limited to other white southerners and europeans only. We have excellent barbeque and a beautiful countryside. The cities are overrun with the aformentioned human trash, but we're working on that. If you are a liberal race traitor, or are a member of any of the sub-human races mentioned above get the fuck out of North Carolina.
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| 39. | Queensland | ||
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The most north-eastern state of Australia. Pretty women, even better looking backpackers. 100's of beutiful sunny islands including straddie (Stradbroke)
Captial city Brisbane (also known as brisvegas), home of XXXX beer, also the home of the bevan. Known by the other states as the "different" state. Queenslanders don't take shit! Stay out of the sun in Queensland, you'll get a bad farkin sunburn!
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| 40. | wazakstan | ||
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slang for a male extreting urine, similar to the north eastern expression of a waz. basically the same as piss, piddle, wiz, slash... etc hold on a minute, im just going for a wazakstan.
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| 41. | Geordie | ||
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inhabitants of North Eastern England and their Dialect
the dialect is the oldest from of continually used English in the world totally unintelligable to anyone else. you thought Jamaican patois was weird try geordie "eee a divvent knaa if am gonna gan doon ta watch the footbaall the neet'
tanslates as: hmm i dont know i am going to watch the football tonight |
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| 42. | Wyoming | ||
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The state with the smallest population of 444,000 as of 2000. Also has only one city (Cheyenne) and only a few mentionable big towns such as Cody, Sheridan, and Laramie. In the winter, it stays below 0 for about 3 months specially in the west, and in the summer, the east gets anally hot, up to the 100s. There is nothing to do in Wyoming except for ski. If you are in eastern Wyoming, you are fucked, your better of in Kansas Wow, id rather live in North Dakota then have to spend a week in Wyoming
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