a quaint little drinking town with a major farming problem
butt fuck nowhere, north branch, michigan
by nut bush May 24, 2009
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Small town that nobody has ever heard of except for the few that live there located in central chisago county in Minnesota. They are starting to get bigger and are building a shopko. They have too many banks and gas stations and nothing to do except for a theater and a gay ass jj's bowling ally that smells like smoke.
north branch mn usa
by Yudguder July 11, 2008
Small little one horsetown to the east of minnesota. Very lame place to live. With nothing to do there, but get high, drunk, or something incredibly stupid.
North Branch is the lamest town on earth.
by Sami Dot July 11, 2008