Town in SE Massachusetts, home to North Attleboro High and the aptly named "Red Rocketeers". The whole town revels vicariously in the exploits of these young jocko homos, who famously engage in a frenzied team circle jerk before every game. When their high school glory days end, many join the fascist town police force. For the rest, it's off to the box factory, to regale coworkers with dull tales beginning with "Remember that time we beat (fill in name of nearby dull shitburg)...good times, good times" Massive weight gain ensues quickly after graduation, followed by heart attack and/or stroke by age 40.
Girlfriend: I don't understand...it's still soft...don't you like me Johnny?

Johnny: Sorry Susie...big game this Friday, you know...I have to save my best for the team (gets wistful, faraway look)

Johnny's fat Dad: (bursting into family room) Damn straight son...North Attleboro rules! Now you just get yourself back to Whore Island, missy!

Johnny and Dad engage in a tight manly hug
by Life Coach 02703 July 21, 2008
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A middle shool in North Attleboro that all kids care about is being attractive and making out on the weekends. Filled with douchebag kids who think there the shit because they play in their town football league. Just like any other average shitty middle school
A typical conversation at North Attleboro Middle School...

-Hey Justin, hows your relationship with Sarah going?
-Good we've been going out for 3 days now and we've already practically had sex, I think I'm gunna dump her tommorow though
-Oh, good thing your on the football team, you'll have another girlfriend by next week.
by suckmyballs123 December 7, 2010
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