The only word that accuratly decribes chuck norris
You Lack Chuck Norris's Norrisness
Norrisness = The highest level of awesomeness that can be attaind by an individual; One bad ass mother fucker that can inflict pain with a simple glance.
Mess with me and you will feel the wrath of my Norrisness.
You can even see the Norrisness in that guys attitude!
I'm not gonna mess with that chicks Norrisness.
He was blinded by the Norrisness that is me.