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11.
normal exists only as a setting on dryers and washing machines, the setting that makes everything fade away and wear out. normal is a really sucky setting.
all my clothes are all so faded because my little cousins are too lazy to set the washing machine themselves and always use the normal setting.............
by TorY July 07, 2004
 
1.
A word made up by this corrupt society so they could single out and attack those who are different
Normal is nothing but a word made up by society
by Bill October 06, 2005
 
2.
a statistic based upon a majority
by I.P. Freely July 04, 2003
 
3.
1. An idealistic state of being that remains as such. Because the idea of such a state varies from being to being and any set standard is nonetheless someone elses idea of what it is this condition warrants satisfactory confirmation of being amongst the confirmed members of such class, by the individuals code.

2. Normal is about as concrete as the idea of "love". The meaning is constantly evolved to suit the momentary desires and/or needs of a single person, or group of people.

3. A tool of conformity.
Normal people never think for themselves, they play follow the leader their entire lives and freak out when confronted with any situation they were not trained to deal with.
by Integra_grrl April 22, 2004
 
4.
There is no such thing as normal so there really cant be a definition......
no one or no thing is Normal....normal doesnt exist
by blah August 29, 2003
 
5.
What is "normal?" It seems as though the weirder you are, the more you fit in...so that means that weird is normal. If weird is normal, then that means that if you are normal you are weird, so in order to be normal you must be weird, which makes you normal all over again. Which is weird. It is a perpetual cycle.
Yeah, she's weird, but that's normal.
by Jessi December 30, 2003
 
6.
An adjective used by boring people to make themselves feel better.
'She's so boring.'
'She seems normal to me...'
by Plethora of Spiff September 30, 2009
 
7.
The worst thing you can be. Ever.
Steve: You're so normal!
Girl: *slap*
by Al DV April 04, 2009