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The definition of normal may seem to be obvious and completely understood, but oh to the contrary. This houshold ordinary boring word has been given new life by one binge drinking alcoholic of Franklin VA. Such uses as "I am normal" or "How normal are you" are popping up every where throughout the asshole of courtland to describe the 'level of intoxication' for an individual. Although I feel the new definition of the word 'normal' is fuckin retarded, may all pinnacle (grey goose) drinkin mofos across region have fun asking each other dumb ass questions like "how normal are we getting."
Drunkyard 1: Hey T, how normal are you?

T: Pretty normal.

Drunkyard 1 (ten seconds later): Hey T, how normalll are we??

T: I guess pretty normal.

Drunkyard 1 (56 seconds later): Lets take shots and get normal.

And this pattern continues untill guy 1 gets too drunk to say the word normal.
by MikeBrownsnumber3fan January 29, 2008
 
1.
A word made up by this corrupt society so they could single out and attack those who are different
Normal is nothing but a word made up by society
by Bill October 06, 2005
 
2.
a statistic based upon a majority
by I.P. Freely July 04, 2003
 
3.
1. An idealistic state of being that remains as such. Because the idea of such a state varies from being to being and any set standard is nonetheless someone elses idea of what it is this condition warrants satisfactory confirmation of being amongst the confirmed members of such class, by the individuals code.

2. Normal is about as concrete as the idea of "love". The meaning is constantly evolved to suit the momentary desires and/or needs of a single person, or group of people.

3. A tool of conformity.
Normal people never think for themselves, they play follow the leader their entire lives and freak out when confronted with any situation they were not trained to deal with.
by Integra_grrl April 22, 2004
 
4.
There is no such thing as normal so there really cant be a definition......
no one or no thing is Normal....normal doesnt exist
by blah August 29, 2003
 
5.
What is "normal?" It seems as though the weirder you are, the more you fit in...so that means that weird is normal. If weird is normal, then that means that if you are normal you are weird, so in order to be normal you must be weird, which makes you normal all over again. Which is weird. It is a perpetual cycle.
Yeah, she's weird, but that's normal.
by Jessi December 30, 2003
 
6.
An adjective used by boring people to make themselves feel better.
'She's so boring.'
'She seems normal to me...'
by Plethora of Spiff September 30, 2009
 
7.
The worst thing you can be. Ever.
Steve: You're so normal!
Girl: *slap*
by Al DV April 04, 2009