| 1. | Hot Tub Sex | ||
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When a women gets into a hot tub and the man joins and they have sex. You mostly do it without condoms.After the sex you lick the penis and vagina. It is like normal sex where you will have a child in a couple of months. Selena Gomez:'' Let's go do hot tub sex instead of normal sex."
Stephen Curry: OK, just let me set the temperature so it will be hot so our baby will be hot like me. And also I get to lick your vagina before you lick my penis." |
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| 2. | emo sex | ||
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sort of like normal sex, except with a little more angst, tons of happy vodka or some other alcoholic drink, and blasting music in order to keep the moans drowned out, and the people having sex are usually best friends and both emo people. emo sex is fun. go try it.
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| 3. | emo sex | ||
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emo sex is sex between two emo people. usually invoving alot more agnst then normal sex...people may think emos dont 'get much' but belive me they do...emos get alot of ass indeed. this is ur tipical emo sex : emo girl walks in room and finds her emo boyfriend..."wanna have sex?" says the emo girl fliping her black hair to the side..."sure" says the emo boy...they start kissing and he takes out a condom the emo girl puts the condom on the emo boy... and sticks his cock in her...after they both cry...
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| 4. | Sex | ||
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Sex is one of the greatest experiences in life. It gets you hard,horny and all that other great stuff. Sex is made for men and women but there is women and women sex and men and men sex. As they say
man+women= normal sex man+man= wrong sex women+women= fun to watch sex lol |
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| 5. | Mandatory Zombie Sex Party | ||
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See Mandatory Sex Party, with zombies. A mandatory sex party is like a normal sex party, except if you don't attend you get arrested. People are told they will be attending a costume party, but what really happens is a wild, out-of-control orgy involving beer, fire, and moving logs onto the road. This one just has zombies. That mandatory zombie sex party gave the term "eating brains" a new meaning!
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| 6. | Ethiopian Sex | ||
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A poorer version of normal sex. "Wow, Ethiopia is poor."
Ethiopian Sex |
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| 7. | red sex | ||
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When you're doing a girl and her vagina is bleeding.
During this week, it makes raw sex not only safe, but more enjoyable as opposed to with a condom. Caution: Can be more messy than normal sex. "Red sex last week was amazing."
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