The end result of excessive drink and below average intelligence.
The LORD beckons you, put down the glass, lest ye become NORD, and bla bla bla
by Anonymous February 19, 2003
A race in the Elder Scrolls video game series.

The Nords are a race of tall and fair-haired humans from Skyrim. They are strong, stubborn and exceptional warriors, being skilled in many weapons and armor styles. They are also highly resistant to frost, and are very enthusiastic for war and brutality. Furthermore, Nords are good sailors, with well established trade links along all the rivers and coasts of Tamriel.
A Nord is a very naturally talented warrior.
by Elder Scrolls January 24, 2008
Very very mentalt sjuk person.
really labil som hell!
you are a väldigt sick nörd.
nörd is väry galen!
by izigo April 20, 2008
Someone completely awesome! It means North in a bunch of equally awesome languages!
1) Nord is soo hot.

2) Person 1: I just got laid and won the lottery!
Person 2: Nord!
by Not Nord April 24, 2007
A person with a strong connection to the black metal scene and all that is kvlt, grim, and frostbitten. Often spends free time roaming around in forest acting like a troll. Loves the winter and black metal such as: Immortal, Emperor, Imperial Crystalline Entombment, etc.

Can also be used as an adjective, a synonym to grim, kvlt, tr00.
"There were so many Nords at that Black Metal show in that desolate cave in the northern regions of Scandinavia last night."

"Let's put on some "Battles in the North" and think of something Nord to do."
by Lord Nargozoroth July 23, 2008
Short for Nordstrom. The term is often used by an array of douchebags to describe their favorite store and where they go and buy clothes to get the douchebag style. This includes Ed Hardy, Balle, and Lacoste.
Jim- Heyy Dawg, lets hit up Nords at da mall.
Mark- Yea Fo realz dawg, lets pick up some V-cuts
Jim- Yeah then we will look so cool for the 14 year old pune at the mall.
Mark-Outz
by AL1990RyanMccarthy July 05, 2009
Clit or Clitoris. To be Twiddled. See also Twiddling the Nord.
That's quite a Nord you have got there. May I Twiddle it?
by allnightdiver July 02, 2009
An expletive with many different meanings, such as fuck. It can mean a cold hearted person, a jackass or schmuck, it can also mean to strike or to severely screw something up.
That nord just refused the beggar a bite to eat!

That dumb nord made a fool of himself at the prom.

Look out bitch, or I might just nord you!

My science project is pretty norded up now.
by Señor Smoke March 26, 2004

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