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The point at which chaos, The bizarre and an implicit legacy of devastation meet and merge: my little girl's front bottom.
"Mommy, mommy! n-n-NOONY!"
"What is it, honey?"
"Gosh! I just...NOONY BANOONY!!!"
"Oh, honey, -sob- I'm all agog."
by Naom Chomsky August 12, 2003
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macaroni and cheese, esp. store brand from a box.
man, im so baked, i could totally munch like six boxes of noonies right now. b
by liberate cannabis March 17, 2005
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an unknown meta physical beast obscured by its own excretia, whose exertions cause vibrations detectable in the physical plane.
"whats that...feels kinda..."
"its just the Noony, get back to work"
by Timmy FeNimminidtz August 12, 2003
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"sweet ass."
"noony!"
by Breadless August 16, 2003
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RUUUUN! The bad man's trying to touch our Noonies

Alec, we know you're gay but do you want to try touching a noony before you decide?
by CynicalMofo November 10, 2014
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Directly following on from any banoony instance.
"inevitably the noony ensued."
by Jody Hoskins August 16, 2003
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