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8.
To finish work/school early and frequent your local bar/pub/tavern and partake in afternoon drinking.
We'll get this job done early and go for noonies.
by Chubby McButterpants February 12, 2011
 
9.
The point at which chaos, nihilism, The bizarre and an implicit legacy of devastation meet and merge.
This music is really noony ballony
by Julia Worley August 11, 2003
 
10.
pair of mammary glands extending from the front of the chest of an adult human females, yes...boobies
Wow, look at them "noonies" on that babysitting babe ,ABTFY54
by ABTFY54 June 05, 2006
 
11.
knickers, pants, undies, grundies, skids,
I/you forgot to put your noonies on.
by Alibongo August 22, 2006
 
12.
male testicles
Damn, it's so cold outside, I am freezing my noonies off.
by anonymous May 02, 2004
 
13.
The point at which chaos, The bizarre and an implicit legacy of devastation meet and merge: my little girl's front bottom.
"Mommy, mommy! n-n-NOONY!"
"What is it, honey?"
"Gosh! I just...NOONY BANOONY!!!"
"Oh, honey, -sob- I'm all agog."
by Naom Chomsky August 12, 2003
 
14.
Directly following on from any banoony instance.
"inevitably the noony ensued."
by Jody Hoskins August 16, 2003