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Sex done at lunch, your lunch break or around noon. Made famous by Al Bundy of "Married with Children".
I set the sammich on her head while she sucked my shit dry. Nooners rock.
by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003
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What did you do for lunch??
I wen't home for a Nooner
by Bez32 April 29, 2006
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mid day lunch hour fuck
i had a great nooner today
by Dan M May 01, 2003
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a "quickie" at noon, especially on your lunch break at work, with the chica from accounting
We slipped into the janitor's closet and pounded out a nooner.
by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002
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Midday sex.
Come on Al, it's time for my nooner.
by Tim Jerome January 11, 2009
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According to Emma Pillsbury, "when you go out for dessert in the middle of the day!... Right?"
I'm gonna go out later to meet my husband for a nooner ;)
by alphajane March 29, 2011
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a quick fuck during your lunch hour.
The traffic clerk and I went to the park for a quick nooner in which i came in her pussy
by B^rad December 10, 2009
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