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When the babe you're engaged in serious foreplay with goes into kitchen and you notice major sauce leakage from her nookie area on your new leather couch. Vrin: Damn, Sally Sue had a nookielear spill on my new leather sofa last night.
Jadu: How man? Vrin: We were just foolin around on the couch and she was getting real excited, and left a third of my sofa covered in her liquid excitement. Jadu: You okay? Vrin. Kinda. I called the store where I bought it and they said they can't accept nookielear stained sofas anymore. Jadu: Bummer man. |
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