When no one is home i make sure to do a little noodling around the house.
Believe it or not, noodling is illegal in many states.
Signs of noodling: One begins to sweat drammatically, they lean against an object as if they are about to fall, or they seem too quiet to be good.
FALLING could lead to serious injury. Please be sure that your friends do not noodle! Noodling seems to reboot the person and they are back to normal. GIVE THESE PEOPLE WATER & FOOD when munchies give in.
H: "Yeah dude i'm fine."
Me: "Oh shit! he's about to noodle!"
Everybody: "OH FUCK! how did his legs just give out like that? ... fucking noodling is dangerous. "