Act of Masterbation with uncooked pasta noodles, then cooking the noodles and eating them for a meal before she and her multiple partners are about to have sex.
Were going to have a Misul party, tonight are you coming?
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when having sex, or cooking pasta, to pull it out before completely finished.
"Ted and Katie practice the Al Dente method...oops, another kid!"
An exclamation of surprise when served pasta for the second or subsequent meal running.
Also the sound of the sharp intake of breath that can be heard when Hetty enters the room bearing pasta.
Also the inspiration behind the once-furious drumming by Robert Wyatt (as detailed in a story on the liner notes of Matching Mole's Little Red Record: ('....The warriors drew their breath sharply. It was Hette....')
1: Ma: "Hello, kids! Guess what's for dinner? Your favorite pasta."
Kid: "Gasphetti, Ma! We had pasta for breakfast and lunch already!"
Not to be confused with the sport of "noodling", fishing for catfish with your arm, leg, or little sister, Raw Noodling may be used to identify the sexual, though immensely dangerous activity of gently fitting a thin spaghetti, or more appropriately angel hair noodle into the urethra of a man's shaft, sliding it as far as it goes or otherwise until he is notified by the sharp pain running through his penis.more...
This is usually initiated as a sexual fetish response and can be done before, after, or without coitus at all. Raw noodling is rumored to have first developed in Italy, though it's true origin is still disputed.
The practice of raw noodling, in it's carnal form, is altogether unsurprisingly dangerous and rather unwise. Those unfortunate enough to be granted the uncordial title of a habitual "raw noodler" are most likely extremely demented human beings and would like nothing more than to invade your own urethra with dried durum wheat semolina pasta sticks. These individuals could be anyone - your local store (Big 5) clerk, your child's friend's soccer mom or dad who picks him up for his games, or the custodial technician at work, mopping floors in the after hours when you're working overtime and seemingly inching closer and closer to your desk. You want to scream "stay back, you weird, little man!", but you find yourself short of breath and perfusely perspirating.
It is best to remain cautious when "hookin' up" with such folk.
some one who is tall blond skinny and lanky. usually reminds of a penne or angel hair type of pasta. Feminine noodles are called bow tie pasta. Examples of noodles: Bo burnham, draco malfoy
did you see that tall guy in first period?
yeah the noodle.
i want to boil, eat and cover him with butter and cheese...
Pasta Rasta is a white individual with dredlocks. The 'Pasta' does not come from a person's hair taking on the appearance of noodles, nor does it imply that the person is of Italian decent; rather, it comes from the root word paste, referring to the subject's pasty white skin.
Rasta comes from the root word Rastafarian...I'm not going to give you the entire Rastafarian Movement run down; if you don't know look it up. Pasta Rasta's know little, if anything, about the Rastafarian movement & culture and are usually just dirty hippies or street rats.
Pasty Rastafarian doesn't have a real nice ring to it so that is where you get the term Pasta Rasta.
The term originated sometime in the early 90's in the bay area where several Pasta Rasta's live and (some times) work (sometimes not so much, with the working and the whole "being a productive member of society" thing)
The smell of patchouli oil, poor choices, and body odor wafted over from the circle of Pasta Rastas beating their bongos in the park.
Since, for white people, the formation of true dreadlocks generally requires a sustained lack of personal grooming, the Pasta Rasta are at an attractiveness disadvantage from the get-go.
The youe'gottatrythis is exactly how it sounds. Simply put, you have got to try this. One bag sour cream and onion chip manufactured by Frito-lay corporation plus one can 'O' shaped spaghetti noodles in cheese tomato sauce. after heating the pasta dish, proceed to dip each chip into the heated protection. Feel free to vary as you please, scooping up either lots of noodles, a moderate amount of noodles, or few/ baby noodles. Congratulations, my friend. Your life has just been changed.. by a you'vegottatrythis.*
*satisfaction not guaranteed, unless satisfied.
Dave: "Dude, you'vegottatrythis" (presents chips and can)
Ralph: "man i don't know, i don't like sour cream, onions, or circular noodles!"
Dave: "Here, just try one" (hands Ralph a hot dipped chip)
(Ralph eats the proffered item)
Ralph: "HOT DAMN! IM SO SATISFIED!"
(Dave turns and winks at camera)
Dave:"Satisfaction not guaranteed, unless satisfied!"