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1.
An object or person, usually in a videogame, that is extremely hard to hit; someone who jumps around while many people shoot at them.
Alex: I dont want to die!

Nick: Hold still you little noodledick!
by Jsims December 01, 2006

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2.
a soft penis, not hardly erect. Useful in describing the performance of many if not most male porn performers.
Once more, the ironically named Dave Hardman tried ineffectually to jam his noodle dick into the unattractive actress's asshole with his hand.
by sammyjack9863 May 20, 2006