1) adj. to be ridiculously high via shotgunning hits through pool noodles.

2) v. to be denied the gratification of coitus due to erectile dysfunction, esp. as an effect of consuming too much alcohol.
1) Lampy - Damn LT, you're high as fuck.
LT - No joke fool, I'm noodled.

2) Lampy - Oh god, last night I was totally too drunk to fuck
LT - I can't believe you noodled that chick, you're such a chump.
Lampy - ;_;
by john lampy May 08, 2008
a term for when a girl gets fingered.
dude, i totally noodled that girl last night!
by nametag68 March 05, 2005
The act of getting demoted twice. Wears a razer headset and complains everyday. You'd be considered Noodled
"I just got noodled for spreading noods"
"The act of getting
by noodle gay April 01, 2016
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