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One who embodies all characteristics of being an italian douchebag.
Get that noochbag out of here! He smells like rotten spaghetti sauce and statutory rape!
by drusopher March 03, 2008

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Nooch: An expression used at the end of a joke or a bashing.

ex. Dude your mama is so fat, that when she sits aroud the house, man she sits AROUND the house! Nooch!

Therefore, a noochbag is someone who constantly bashes people and excessively uses the word Nooch at the end of their sentence.
my friend Josh is a noochbag, he constantly bashes me for everything lol. He wont let up!

Johnson: "dammit man this hotdog is gross, its all limp and soggy"

Josh: "THATS WHAT YOUR MOM SAID LAST NIGHT" NOOCH!
by noochbag nick November 23, 2009

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