Noozer 

This word is a combination of words "noob" and "looser".

Omg you are such a noozer.

Noozer by x000x01 February 28, 2009

nooberdouche 

someone that is such a noob that they are also a douche

(to a noob): GTFO dude, you are a nooberdouche.

nooberdouche by seb and mike January 2, 2009

noobzor 

(noob-zor) Usually in video-games (specifically fighting ones) a noobzor is the leader of a noobish group of people. In order to be a noobzor, the person must be directly affiliated with the noobish party in question and must be the sole persona who gives the orders. It is not a good thing to be a noobzor, and if you see one, you should immediately alert others in a non-noobish party to take down the noobzor. The most common place to see a noobzor is on WOW during a 10-year-olds lan-party. Also see noob and noobish

Everybody take down the noobzor!

noobzor by matt recker April 26, 2008

Noobertia 

A noob that is in motion will stay in motion, until pwned by by an outside source

I just kept that kid from following the laws of noobertia, I'm a beast.

Noobertia by ilib February 2, 2010

noobhero25 

a man that has shit ass feet and he hasen't expiereinced puberty, he's an 11 year old kid.

hey noobhero! are you still a dumbass?

noobhero25: yes!

noobhero25 by kyzek December 2, 2019

Teh Noobzors Pro 

Lucas Wade Firmin. Smalltown Chap. Lives in vegas and will be a virgin till he retires.

"You guys seen Teh Noobzors Pro lately?" "Last i saw him he was beatin off to May 05' Playboy...for the 79th time

Teh Noobzors Pro by @n0n0n0nmous October 20, 2008

noobermelon 

Pretty much the biggest noob of all time. The fact that the person must be compared to a melon, the noobiest of all fruits, only emphasizes the fact that this person embodies all that is noob.

Kendra Barnes is the worlds biggest noobermelon

noobermelon by JamCutz January 7, 2008