A person who is inclined to be, was caught in the act of or is currently representing their self as a complete and utter douchebag by virtue of a blatant, ridiculous, and near-impossible level of toothless, ignorance.

The purest compound of noob, or more definitively, the simplest form of noob. The noob molecule consists of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, and titanium. It is very unstable, can be found in all three states of matter (solid, liquid, and gas) on earth, and is usually saturated.

To be less specific in chemical makeup, noobsauce consists of two major ingredients: noob and sauce.

The noob is a lonely creature that roams the internet searching for an answer but often only finds people against him in his journey to find the truth. Many noobs grow out of their state to become noobhaters themselves, but the process of maturity is long and arduous.

Sauce is a key ingredient in almost every living substance. Some believe that the term sauce is too unspecific, and that there are many different types of sauce. While this is true, sauce in its most basic form is no type of sauce at all. In fact, tomato sauce, like noobsauce, is made of two very different bases: tomato and sauce. Sauce can be combined with almost anything, and, for the purpose of this definition, sauce bonds with the purest essence of noob to create the compound that we today know as noobsauce.

The origin of noobsauce is unknown, but most likely was a joint creation between the vast amount of users of the world wide web. According to currently accepted theories, these intelligent pioneers of science experimented with the noob compound and accidently came across this substance. They found its characteristics remar...

the act of being a total noob used for 1337speak community on such games as Counterstrike, Warcraft 3 or Diablo2

1. one who is an extreme noob
2. one who sucks at halo.
(often related to andrew nagle)

A thick mixture of sweat and tears splattered as a result of a headshot to a complete noobasaurus rex.

This is when an uber leet player pawns on noobs. After killing the noob he then puts a piece of him in his bottle of sauce, which is why it is called his noobSauce.

Derogative noun addressing someone unfamiliar or clumsy with a given topic, for example computers, hacking, gaming, etc.

Usually said when somebody is clearly mistaken about something technology-related: