When a woman is wanting to have sex really, really bad. There's just no doubt about it. She is going to get some tonight. Anything or anybody is fair game.
Vrin: Have you seen the zucchini I bought yesterday?
Jadu: Yeah man. Sally Sue came over and said she wanted to check it out before we cooked it. She was so covered with nooklear energy it was scary. I thought it best that she just take it.
Vrin: Darnit. There goes dinner.
Jadu: Sorry dude. She wanted it real, real bad.
Vrin: Okay man.
Unlike regular noobs, who may eventually change their ways after having facts smashed into their brains, a nooblar upholds the way of the noob until the bitter end. Even when the nooblar knows he/she is wrong and pulling a stupid, they will continue because they are too proud (or just stupid) to admit they were being noobs.
Nooblar also applies to the idiot in every game who refers to everyone else as a noob, whether they win, lose, share, or just ignore the nooblar. This is simply the nooblar attempting to recruit more members to noobism.
"You guys are noobs"
"We all just killed you several times in one on one combat"
"I won because you're noobs"
"Shut up nooblar"
Which is refered to as a noob that goes prone in battle. Derived from the acient greek word Proneubulus Noobulus, when warriors would laydown and crawl on the battlefeild, because they had nothing better to do than look like idiots. Cause it sure as hell did not save their lives.