A guitarnoob is usually quite a young guitarist who thinks they can do lodes of fast shred soloing just by randomly picking and sweeping notes. They are usually found in guitar shops and guitar exhibitions like music live or NAMM playing the best guitar on the loudest amp deliberately in front of other people trying to show off a false sense of musical knowledge and technicality when they sound absolutely terrible, there for making a complete noob out of them self.
Typically, guitar noobs practice alot but are too arrogent to take criticism so just keep practicing all the wrong things there for staying at the same level of playing for a very long time.
Randon guitar shop guy: Hey, you ever heard of Yngwie Malmsteen or Steve vai, shit, man those guys can shred on guitar!
Guitar noob:Ah yeh, those guys are kwl but some of there stuff is actually quite easy!
Random guitar shop guy: No way man! lets hear u do some of their stuff!
guitar noob:(makes terrible unmusical very loud horrible noise using his guitar)...See its easy dude!
Random guitar shop guy:Yeh.....kwl....(walks away).....What a freaking guitar noob....
A person who 'sacrifices' their own happiness with the assumption that they are bringing happiness to the person they are sacrificing for, when in fact, this sacrifice makes the other person even more unhappy.
Prime Minister: I'm in a contract marriage with you and now you're telling me that my real missing and presumed dead wife is really alive?
I: Yes. So I'm going to leave you even though we've decided we actually love each other and want to marry for real now.
Prime Minister: But I don't want my old wife back. She pretended to be dead so I hate her now. But I love you, you noble idiot.
I: Tough. I'm gonna travel the world and write a kidsbook. Get back with your old wife.
*Prime Minister proceeds to not get back with old wife because he hates her while I mopes because she's depressed she left the Prime Minister*
With the bases loaded and not outs even a mediocre team can trade outs for runs (e.g. sacrifice fly-outs and bunts). A team that fails at this fundamental level has committed NOBLETIGER and brought humiliation upon themselves, their families, fans, city and nation.
For non-baseball fans the situation is equivalent to having erectile dysfunction at an all you can eat brothel.
"LMAO, the Giants pulled a NOBLETIGER in the 9th inning against Kenley Jansen! They should be relegated to AAA"