AS noob is a person that purposfuly degrades and/or ruins the experience of a game and/or life in general for other people. This can happen through lack of common sense, name calling, betrayal, hacking, breaking rules, encouraging others to break rules or just all around being not a nice person.
Do NOT, DO NOT confuse this with newb, someone that is new. Sometimes noobs can be newbs, sometimes someone can be a newb but not a noob and extreme cases a noob can be some1 that is not a newb.
As this pretains to gaming: Using cheat codes to beat a game the first time. That makes you a noob.
As it pretains to life in general: Flushing the toilet while someone is taking a shower is noobish
The Master Noob is an almost otherworldly creature who creepishly influences all noobs. He is the only noob who can actually bring order to any noob pr noob infestation. If, say, a large amount of noobs overran a forum, the Master Noob could, with a small order, make all noobs leave forever! Although, there is a few catches. The Master Noob is the only one of its kind, meaning there can be no other. He does get lonely because he will only ever be able to a noob, not even able to advance to a newb. Though, most of the time he can handle this.more...
Noobs have no inherent knowledge of the Master Noob as he communicates subconsciously, never abling the noobs to know his whereabouts. His anatomy is that of a human, slightly large around the edges, and tall. He comes once a generation, and this time he has taken form as me, an Australian. This proves I am correct in what I say, and you know have read the word of the Master Noob.
The Master Noob also carries the heavy burden of being responsible for the stupidity of his kind. He takes their knowledge as he goes sifting through stupid thoughts from smart, and taking the latter for himself. Though without this their would never be a sense of authority between noobs, and although rarely seen, noobs have been seen forming an extremely effective strike force against any foe, and this is result purely of the Master Noob's coord...
In DOTA, noob host has a few defination:
1. Complete moron that create a DOTA game and full house, purpose leave the game without the game ever start, annoy everyone out.
2. Host that create a DOTA game but suck at it. Commonly seen as love to become feeder.
3. Host that almost lose the game and leave the game when opponent are closer to their victory, pissing them out.
4. Host that lag the game and delay it, and so on, fucking everyone off.
5. Host that AFK and leave when his level is so low. Example: everyone is above level 18 but host still at 12.
1. Host: ok, gogogo.
GAME START IN 5...
Host has left the game.
Gamer 1: Hey, fuck u.
Gamer 2, NOOB HOST LA!
2. gamer 7 pwn host's head for 275 gold!
gamer 7 is beyond godlike! Somebody kill him!
gamer 2: sigh! Host got fucked again!
gamer 3: serve that faggot right! Who ask the noob host to feed gamer 7 so much???
gamer 7: ^^
3. Gamer 7, 8, 9, 10: Yeah! Faster push, we almost win!
Gamer 2, 3, 4, 5: GG! ^^
Host has left the game.
Everyone: Piss the host off la!
Gamer 4: LOL! NOOB HOST!
4. Gamer 6: Lag again! Host got tunnel or not???
Host: tunnel already lo!
Gamer 6: then y still lag??
Gamer 7: Noob Host! ^^
5. ( Ping the map )
Gamer 5: If wasn't the host afk, we could have win.
Gamer 3: Yalo, Fucking Noob Host!
Gamer 4: See la, host only level 12 only!
Host has left the game.
Gamer 4: Like that also left game. XD!
often newbies on internet are called noob and some noob called it n00b. You can find noob in online forum . Most of noob try to be smart ass and often found of using verbal abuse and words like lol , omg, . The are damn lazy. To hide themself they blame other as noob and they have no reason to blame. Noob also make their own definitions and words . We can also call noob asshole.
Noobs in forum
B: correct your spelling noob
A: this is internet, and i am here in this forum since 2 yrs
B: lol ! we cannot understand you in that spelling
A: So why I am noob
B: You are real idiot
A: why i am noob
B: shut up you son of %#$ , ass hole . &*#
No doubt here b is noob
|5.||Riot Shield Noob|
The Riot Shield Noob. A player in Call of Duty:Modern Warfare 2 that uses the Riot Shield to get a quick laugh in multiplayer. Usually equipped with the Tactical Insertion and Commando Perk to get quick kills. Most likely camps in small areas where snipers like to hide. Luckily, easily killed by your daily Noob Tube or someone smart enough to go behind them.
UMP45 Noob: OMFG RIOT SHIELD NOOB!
"Riot Shield Noob": ROFL -kills UMP45 Noob by bashing them with the shield-
Noob Tube: LMAO SAD -grenades the shit out of "Riot Shield Noob" then gets sniped by the local wannabe sniper-
|6.||MW2 Javelin Noob|
The MW2 Javelin Noob. A noob that takes out the javelin in the begining of the game and randomly locks on to a target, usually getting 3 kills due to the facts that the other team moves together. It is also known as the "camper killer". You can love it, or you can hate it, either way you can kick some true ass with it.
MW2 JAVELIN NOOB: "OMFG I SEE A LOCK ON, TIME TO PWN"
Several other players: You hear that?
Random Noob: Nope nope nope -retarded laugh-
-rocket comes in and kills 4 people-
MW2 JAVELIN NOOB: LOLOLOLOLOL GF SONS.
This stands for shot gun noob
or at least i use it for that purpose I first learned it in Call of Duty 2 where everyone used it for someone who runs around shotgunning you(its really annoying). I then got Modern Warfare 2 and I still use it but I dont think other people do yet. But I dont know if anyone will tho.
Bob: That guy just came out of nowhere and shotguned me!
Joe:Yeh, he's a real sg noob