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2. noob sauce
being totaly new at somthing and being really bad at it too
i faced this one noob in paintball and i totaly wasted him.. but it was fucken funny when he started to cry. he was a noob beyond noob.....he was noob sauce
by justin Jun 17, 2004 add a video
1. noob sauce
A delicious sauce made from the skin and souls of ignorant players of MMORPG's & Online FPS'. It's extremely good with breadsticks and for added spice you can throw an orphan or two into the mix, but be sure to take off their shoes because... well think; eggshell, only with laces.
Idiot #1: I HAVE A WHITE ITEM! I PWNZER YOU FUCKIN NUBS!
Intelligently Humble Person: *ponder* Found more ingredients the noob sauce John! Bring the truck back!
Idiot #2: PFFT YOU LOSER *to Idiot #1* I FUCKIN PWNZER YOU WITH MY PISTOL WHIP!
Intelligently Humble Person: John, we may need more than one truck.
3. Noob Sauce
Noun. The theoretical excrement that is expelled from one who is not skilled at a particular activity or game and is subsequently beaten handily due to the aforementioned lack of ability.

May also be used a way of describing one who is inferior, juvenile, or otherwise pathetic.

Most commonly used in the video game world as an expression of substandard performance.
I beat Aaron and Jon so badly at hockey today that there was noob sauce all over the rink and it clogged the Zamboni.

I just pwnd that pathetic noob sauce at Halo.

My 5 year-old brother is such a noob sauce, he drank Windex thinking it was blue Huggie.

A Wendy's drive through is not an appropriate place to find Noob Sauce.
4. noob sauce
A term used to describe more than one newbie, noob, or nub.

Veterans use it to say they are out to get that noob for doing something.

A general area of where noobs participate in.
Noob - 1 4/\/\ t3# r0<x0/2!!1!
Veteran - I am going to add you to my noob sauce!

Wrong - Look at all the noobs over there dancing! Eww!
Right - Look at the noob sauce over there dancing! Eww!
5. noob sauce
The substance ejected from an individual when a solid hit is placed upon them, namely in Counter Strike when a weapon pierces a player where pixelated blood is sent streaming from the wound.
Player1: omfg my scout just reamed your head and blew noob sauce all over the wall XD
Player2: omgwtfhax
6. noob sauce
the lowest level of gamer(and or) life. They r da ones noobs crush
man, that was my first online game in any madden game and the firt time i bought one and i still poned that 20year old's stanker. i love the taste of noob sauce.
7. noob sauce
Someone who is absolutely new something, but still pretends to know what he/she is doing. usually to an annoying degree.
noob sauce: DUDE!!! i got a kill! woot in your face!!!
regular person: i just got back from eating a half-hour lunch and you only found my guy once?!?!?

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