have a nonstick do 

in Norwich and Birmingham, “have a nonstick do” is a common greeting used, meaning “i hope your poo doesn’t stick to the toilet”

it’s more common than you’d think, with even teachers using it when greeting children in schools!

person 1: aye mate, have a nonstick do!

person 2: you too pal!

have a nonstick do by sorryspeaking November 17, 2020

Nonslackquitur 

A nonsequitur of sorts that occurs when someone types a response into the incorrect Slack channel. A steep increase in nonslackquiturs was seen in March 2020, when many office workers began using the messaging tool "Slack" for the first time to have group conversations remotely as they worked from home. Nonslackquiturs can be irritating, hilarious, or outright embarrassing, because recipients of the nonslackquitur wonder about the nature of the offender's other conversation.

Colleague 1: "Should we include the sales data in tomorrow's presentation?"
Colleague 2: "Yes, and Johnson can overview the forecast as well"
Colleague 3: "Heterosexual"
Colleague 1: "Uhhh...John, we assume that this is a nonslackquitur?"

Nonslackquitur by Zach Taylor12 March 19, 2020

have a nonstick do 

A greeting being used in more and more of the UK, meaning, i hope your poo doesn’t stick to the toilet. A substitute for a ‘good morning’ / ‘goodbye’

Person 1 : right i better be off then mate
Person 2 : ah see ya, have a nonstick do

have a nonstick do by loudestecho October 1, 2022

notslickboi

The best YouTube's to see exist giving out free facts to the homeless.

DumbAss: Bruh Sound Effect #2 NotSlickBoi is Dumb
Me: Its called sarcasm you gay retard

notslickboi by TheMasterofYeet492 August 12, 2019